Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time

Hey, I'm calling you back

Ooh, she's been a ***** tonight

And by ***** I mean this rain

No cabs, nowhere

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels

And the lashes and the eairh

And take the train to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my Ass

So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat

And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door

But our friend, Johnny 5-0.

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party

So no fee for me

I don't even know what's the Tea

So I hope you're up girl

'Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds

Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels

'Cause I know exactly what we need

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors, （Rachel: Tight!）

Let's have a kiki, （Kurt: mother）

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have kiki （Kurt: dive） （Rachel: turn） （Isabelle: work）

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve,

and work

and turn

hon-hon-honeyand

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,

We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve

And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,

So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors, （Rachel: Tight!）

Let's have a kiki, （Kurt: mother）

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

have I wanna kiki, （Kurt: dive） （Rachel: turn） （Isabelle: work）

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve

and work

and turn

and hon-hon-honey

It's turkey lurkey time

Tom turkey ran away but he just came home

It's turkey lurkey time

He's really home to stay, never one to roam

Let us make a wish

And may all our wishes come true

Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey （Kurt: Oooo）

Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy

Everybody gather 'round the table

Dig in, dinner's being served

Eat all the turkey you are able

Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree

Climb up and bring it down for me

That's something I would like to see

This kiki is marvelous

Kiki, soso

oui, oui, non non

Kiki, soso

Oui, oui, non non

Kiki, soso

Oui, oui, non non

Kiki, soso

Oui, oui, non non

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors, （Rachel: Tight!）

Let's have a kiki, （Kurt: mother）

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have kiki, （Kurt: dive） （Rachel: turn） （Kurt: work）

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve

and work

and turn

and hon-hon-honey

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors （Rachel: tight!）

Let's have a kiki, （Rachel: hunty） （Kurt: dropper）

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve

and work

and turn

Lets have a kiki