Truman

Truman (Explicit) - Lil Dicky

Hey man man

Hey hey

I guess y'all on board

Young man couldn't leave that shore

Had the life they made for him

'til he seeked out more

Boat rock couldn't see that storm

Held it up dawg

He know he close

It's too late to jump ship hey

Aw damn aw damn

You that motherfucker shit

I know

This here became a trip cabo

Up in the womb but you can feel it

when I kick it I know

And you too u2 must be rockin'

with lil dicky bono

It's like I hit the lotto

I had to hit the wall though

I couldn't see it for a minute

Shit was hidden waldo

They treat it like I'm goin' crazy

I'm just prayin' I don't

It's just I know

It's just I know

I saw the world like hold up

Damn near fakin' on the side

Let me take you on a ride

Let me tell you bout the one

who couldn't take the 9 to 5

Use to take the 95 down to richmond

Bumpin' jigga up in the ride

Use to think along and drive

'Bout my drive

Used to wonder why

Used to wonder when the world'l see

like I'm seein' mine

Use to whine

Use to wanna shine

Used to wanna dine

Used to talk to bitches in my mind

when they were walking' by

Girl what's happenin' girl what's happenin'

I ain't really 'bout to get involved that's

what's happenin'

Errything I knew was unevolved like a baptist

Layin' on my matress

Prayin' I could have this and

Now when I get tinder matches

They think they've been catfished

Now I been controlling how we living like a facist

Now I got this weight up off

my shoulders like a strapless

Remember this shit was hapless

Remember the day it happened

Aw you the shit dave you be killin'

everything you did

Got the whole world talking all about what you did

Got your old girl talking all about what you is

Got your old world looking like it's his you ain't here

I been fuckin' for the fuck of it

And one of the bitches I been fuckin' with

Been wondering how

I can work this much and stomach it

She wonders what I want from it

I said we don't gotta get into it

She like nah just do it

She a psychology student

She always followin' up

Find the guy to be amusing as fuck

Usually I'll answer her truthfully

But truthfully I'm unusually

used to being unusually good

At internalizing when music is not provided

But I humor hoe

Ask her if she ever saw the truman show

She like yeah

I like well when I saw that shit

I was convinced I was living like jim

A similar situation where

I was the basis of everyone's entertainment

Like really up in the basement talking to y'all

In the mirror because I thought lil david was some american hero

I know it's selfish and all

But I just felt it's my call

I was a ten year old then

By 2010 I was wrong

I'm like

Aw damn aw damn

You the motherfucker though

I know

That shit became a trip cabo

Up in the womb but you can feel it

when I kick it I know

And you too u2 must be rockin' with lil dicky bono

It's like I hit the lotto

I had to hit the wall though

I couldn't see it for a minute

Shit was hidden waldo

They treat it like I'm goin' crazy

I'm just playing I don't

It's just I know

It's just I know

Twenty three bars up in my apartment

I am debarred

Gotta do this shit

I gotta recharge

But I gotta be smart

Movin' up that ladder company

Star fuck it that ain't nothing

I am the star

Spittin' like a retard

Work was like a prison

I'm just seein' bars

My boss was all up in my camp

And I'm just seein' lars

I been a heavyweight muhammad ali

And if he can mold that out of clay

Then I can turn the lil d

So now I'm snappin' like I'm truman

But off and on

There's always something in the way

I should be often gone

Girl I'm sorry if this draggin'

I just need you to imagine

Being stuck up on the land without a captain

When everyday is average

And everyday you feelin' like a captive

And feel like something seriously lackin'

And then you fear what could happen

if you just leave it

On the table like napkins

But yo you really fearin' hitting

them rappin's and leaving everything behind

Cause you don't know what that horizon brings

But girl you gotta know what kind of fish you is

Survival instinct kicked in

Sink or swim

I flipped a playlist

Quit my day gig

Now I'm on a boat lonely island

Irony and you still been tryin' to

figure how I work this tirelessly

But girl

This is everything I've thought

This for everything I've fought

This for who I am to me becomes to y'all

They telling me nah

But I just be telling them yeah go

I just be telling them yeah go

I just be telling them yeah

Tell 'em I'm gone yeah

I just pretend I ain't scared go

Don't even know I was there go

Don't even know if I care

Cause girl this is truman approachin' the wall

Until I'm me I am nothing at all

Until I'm free I will not see beyone

I had to be who I was all along

Ay crash

I think I mighta broke it down

Hoppin' on the fuckin' steps like ain't no around

Open up that door you bet ship ain't goin' down

Guess the only thing left is to take a bow

Aw damn aw damn

You that motherfucker shit

I know

This ship became a trip cabo

Up in the womb but you can feel it

when I kick it I know

And you too u2 must be rockin' with lil dicky bono

It's like I hit the lotto

I had to hit the wall though

I couldn't see it for a minute

Shit was hidden waldo

They treat it like I'm goin' crazy

I'm just prayin' I don't

It's just I know

It's just I know

Just I know fuck just I know echo

That felt good

Well that's all I got

The show is over as they say

Honestly I just think that part in the truman show

Where his boat hits the wall is really the exact

Moment that I'm at in my own life right now

Uh metaphorically of course

And I'm ready for - I think I'm read for it

Like I've been thinkin' about it I think I'm ready

I mean if I'm being completely transparent with y'all

Uh like my lifestyle hasn't really changed that much

Uh you know considering uh where I think I'm at musically

Like I'm still at the point right

now where pretty much any bitch

That tweets at me anything remotely flirtatious

I have seen not just one of your pictures

I have seen the entire catalog

That's the type of shit

that's goin' down over here right now so

I am definitely ready for that uh next

step y'know what I'm sayin'

I think it's close too

I think it's close

Like uh diddy tweeted about me

Uh y'know that I don't know

if he handles his own twitter

I would assume he probably doesn't actually

But like I'm so confident that I feel as though

Like me and diddy will have a moment just about this outro

Like when we're both sittin'

next to each other smokin' cigars

And being like ay remember when you said that shit on that outro

Like and I'm like yeah that's this is the exact moment I

I did that for y'know what I'm sayin'

Bring the - bring the beat back up I don't know why

Like keep loop everything

I wanna be talking for minutes

Yeah uh y'know what I'm sayin'

Like uh shout out my macbook pro

Had that shit since '09

I made my first song ever on it

Like when I called myself lil dicky

I made my like fuckin' album song on that shit

And we survived baby

Uh shoutout allen iverson larry david

will smith and kobe bryant

For makin' me the man that I am today

Both on and off the court

Shout out my mother

What a great woman

She's so mad I recorded these conversations

She - she honestly went crazy

It took so much convincing to allow this

But she's awesome

She's adapting to the rap game as we all are

Look I just want to

get this to a place where I can sell

Tmz pictures of my actual asshole

Heh y'know

Cause well I I think that'd be such a feat

If I could actually create like an alt alias

And sell tmz pictures of my own asshole

Like profit off of that

That I would totally do it

I don't know why seth rogen's not already doing it

I don't I'm seein' the signs that it's not I'm

I think I'm seein' the signs

I hope I am

If I'm really just misreading all these signs

Then I am 100% gonna have

like a legitimate nervous breakdown

Uh at some point very soon

So we'll find out about that

But I see some signs

Like like I really am not fuckin' that much

But like the other day I did fuck a bitch to music

Like I fucked a bitch to some miguel

And that's kind of new for me if I'm being real

Like I had never actually done it before

But I was feelin' like I was some king shit

Y'know what I'm sayin'

So I was like man imma fuck

this bitch to some miguel right now

Uh actually to be completely real to you

I I will never fuck a girl to music again

I found the whole thing to feel like completely cliche

Like I don't need my emotions dictated to me by like music

It makes me feel like I'm in a tv scene

Takes all the like realness out of

the moment for me

Like actually was actually super weirded out by it

So but still like I am about to let my hair down

And I don't know I just feel like it's all coming

I feel like like I'm literally

like about to find out about everything

And it's exciting

And I y'know I I had pinkeye last week

And I remember thinkin' that as

I like was like real down

Cause I was like trying to keep recording and shit

But I was thinking what would michael jordan do

And he would play through the pinkeye

So that's why I'm in here

I'm still not fully recovered y'know

what I'm sayin'

I I'm definitely clearin' up

Like it's totally on the upswing

But I just want you know I did record

this shit through pinkeye

Alright I could talk for fuckin' years

Legitimate years

This is an outro to an out

You see how long I talk with outros to songs

But goddamn

Look I need to get out of here

I'm 'bout to go take a khalifa

Rest up

That's right I did invent that phrase just there

Take a khalifa

Y'know what I'm sayin'

I also invented that's what she said

But I get no credit for it

Uh oh shoutout to dickheads obviously

Fundin' this whole operation

Whatchu know about a kickstarter man

Whatchu know about the best fans in the world

Seriously

Thank you guys I appreciate it

Honestly you made my dreams come true and that's fact

Couldn't have done this without y'all

Uh I'd like to shoutout my dick

I know y'know we haven't had the smoothest relationship

But I feel as though by kind of

putting our issues out there

Like we have become something bigger

than we could have become otherwise

And hopefully soon you will be rewarded for

your patience

And I will be rewarded for my patience

I and I respect you

I'd like to shoutout my brain

My brain got the hardest verse on the whole goddamn album

I hope my brain starts getting some feature looks

But he don't just hop on shit

Fuck I I got nothing left

I'm out

I'm a professional rapper

Long live ld

And in case I don't see ya

Good afternoon good evening and goodnight