White Crime

White Crime - Lil Dicky

Yeah, people acting like I ain't a fucking criminal

Like I ain't never doing dirt though

Probably cause the way I'm doing shit is clinical

But I've been putting in some work, brah

I see you looking at me cynical, stop looking at me

I ain't fucking with your smirk ho

We've been doing shit despicable

But we just keep it on a low, for example

Walk in to the movie with my pants full

Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple

Stealing all the shampoo's, from the hotel's pretty bathrooms

Cheating, I've been peaking in the classroom

Looking like a nice guy, 'til I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi

Torrent every single song in my library

Then I drive wild very fucking high by everybody

While my lady licking my five inch dick

White crime...

White crime.

Yeah, we 'bout that

Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that

Lot of rap twerks, let it shout crap

Little make their mouth flat

When it come to burd, no, we spout facts

You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh

Doing business at the airport

Ask security, I ain't fraud

Lot of shit up in my JanSport

Six ounce of the face wash, the limit three

My duffle bigger then the can board

My shuffle on during take off

Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure

Exit, row finger straight crossed

Thinking Dave's off

But I know you see me J-walking

Piss in public, no caution

Halloween bucket? Take one, fuck you think it Dave was

Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho

At the stop sign, never fully stopping though

Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke

Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk

Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing...

White crime...

White crime.

Yeah, we 'bout that

Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that

Lot of rap twerks, let it shout crap

Little make their mouth flat

When it come to burd, no, we spout facts

You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh

Even though the speeding limit sixty five

I'm doing seventy five without a seat belt on

And I've been texting, driving reckless

I was seventeen when I first tried to get us on the tennis team

We used to haze a lot of freshmen

Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street

Without obtaining permission

From the city in every Christmas day

I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks

But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious

And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping

This little ho, even though we was dating

And if I am taking public transportation

On the quiet train I might have a conversation

Fuck it I'm the man

Puitting trash up in some other people can's though

At the work fridge, stealing can coke

[?] they party I'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor

Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not...

White crime...

White crime.

Yeah, we 'bout that

Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that

Lot of rap twerks, let it shout crap

Little make their mouth flat

When it come to burd, no, we spout facts

You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh