Work (Paid for That?)

Work (Paid for That？) - Lil Dicky

Last year I was takin' them notes

Conference room every day is the worst

(Watch yourself)

Last year at work

I was zerked, I was search

Tryna figure out them alibis

This year at work

I been drinking with some black guys

Hey I done came up (sho' nuff)

Like, last year at work

I'm like oh, that's my boss, she a bitch

She know it

She looking at me every day

Like, Dave, where you going?

I'm looking back like, "Ho,

(I hate your demeanor)

to print some shit, but you don't even know"

Now look what happened, now who rapping?

Now at work I ask to look at bitches'

titties bet that's happenin'

Titties looking back at me like "Dicky, boy,

what's cracking?"

I look back at titties like "I need a sec,

I'm rapping"

Titties looking back at me like, "take your time,

you snapping"

I'm like, "woo, I'm getting paid for that?"

I'm getting paid for that?

Nah, I'm getting paid for that?

I'm getting paid for that?

Nah, I'm getting paid for that?

(All of these hoes been on me

I'll never go back homie)

Homie last week I was up in Miami

Got paid to chill in the club

Literally, chilling, like not even rapping

I think I did a good job

My new correspondents

Is going through all of these wonderful compliments

Used to be scrutinized in all these documents

Now when I sign off on something, it's body parts

Titty, booty, macking a cutie

Got a bag in the back of the room of the venue

cause she copped that meet and greet

I got them going down in their prime

like Aaliyah be

Used to post up, on time, no brakes

Got a purp poster on the vine, no grapes

Used to have to swallow all the pride

Had to piss out the slacks of the sack

in the sweats every day

Used to buy brands, now the brands pay Dave

Like, I just got a box of Pumas,

cause they think I'm cool

Watch me mention StarKist Tuna,

watch my friends get full

I used to sit and wait for Friday

But now my whole week like a Friday

I'm getting paid for that?

I'm getting paid for that?

Nah, I'm getting paid for that?

I'm getting paid for that?

Nah, I'm getting paid for that?

(All of these hoes been on me

I'll never go back homie)

Last year I'm stuck up doing shit up in a cubicle

They tell me what to do,

I'm thinking "fuck that shit"

But y'all, I couldn't tell them

what the fuck I'm thinking

Now they're paying just to listen to this shit,

I got up on my leg

Got three or four bitches who

'bout to get the fourth down

That's a first, I remember when what lunch

I picked was all I get

My bitch make that coffee

now only boss me around

when we fuck

Was missing college but now they bringing me back,

it's still fun

God damn Dicky, you too old to be fucking all these kids

Yeah, I know, but if you can rap,

it's a lot less creepy though

I'm smoking weed in public, but it never seem to matter

Dump a bottle of water on your clothes and you ecstatic

I don't ever have to set alarms,

I wake up supernatural

I can grab a bitch's hand and she will scream

"you so attractive"

How did this happen?

I'm getting paid for that?

I'm getting paid for that?

Nah, I'm getting paid for that?

I'm getting paid for that?

Nah, I'm getting paid for that?

(All of these hoes been on me

I'll never go back homie)

I used to be up in Excel every day with a bitch

(very proficient)

Now I just suck on my dick,

suck on my own dick, man

I suck on my own dick, every rapper do it

Just a thing, an inside thing I learned

It's absurd, it's like, I'm in the industry now,

so, I'm seeing shit

Every rapper suck they own dick, it's not just me

Swear to God on the Bible