Pillow Talking

Pillow Talking - Lil Dicky&Brain

Ey, ey... Damn!

L' tap twice on some ass like some grams

(I just fucked...)

Now what I'm doing?

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch

I just finished passin' on a bitch

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch

I'm like girl that was great

talk about a connection.

Am I alone in my praise?

Do you share my assessment?

She like yeah that was nice.

I enjoyed myself.

Great, yeah

She like can you reach that shelf

for my phone, I'll take care the alarm.

I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"

She like yeah we just had sex

What did you think?

I was just gonna fuck you and leave?

No, I - I hadn't thought that far ahead

But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?

OH, can you not tickle my hair?

It's just a personal thing, it's not you

Okay sorry for doing it

No, it's not a personal thing, it's not you

Okay cool. Yeah

Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?

Only thing I know is that it's cold

Break it down, how's it compare

To living in LA?

Well, I can't compare them they're so different

Y'know what I'm sayin?

Yeah, for sure

She like apples to oranges

Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya

What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?

She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do

She like he in the Army. Oh, true

Uhh, do you fuck with the war?

She like huh, what did you just say?

Huh, like just now?

Yeah

Do you fuck to the war?

No I don't fuck with the war

I'm like no I don't fuck with the war

Just don't know how to react to the forces

I should have just thanked you of course -

Uh, why would you thank me?

Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay

While we on the topic

I been actually thinking about some shit

About the Army and Navy

What if tomorrow is the day

That the fucking aliens came

And invaded our nation?

Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?

Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their shit?

So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker

Laughin at us, and blastin at us

And makin everybody disentegrate and assimilate

Without a hint of intimidation?

And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race?

Granted I don't know the alien heart, but

You get what the fuck I'm sayin?

Like what the fuck would it be like?

Would they be like Earth go hard?

Or would it be just another conquest?

Or would they be like damn earth go hard

They was harder than Simian

You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff?

Then she like no

I'm like well what you think?

She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be

I'm like girl what you mean?

She like I don't believe

In the war?

In aliens

Oh... hold up

hold up

Girl what you sayin?

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?

I guess

What an enormous coincidence that shit would be

Do you see what I'm sayin?

I can't hear what you're sayin

Well the whole universe always expandin

There are infinite galaxies

Why would we be the anomaly?

She like that's no coincidence

I call that shit god

I'm like oh you're religous, bitch?

You think it's all god

No I know it's all god

No I know that there might be a god

First off nobody knows there's a god

Girl I think we should drop this

No, what's goin on in your brain right now?

Brain. uhh, brain on some other shit tho'

I been all up in the club for the year hey brain

I been killin shit don't mind me

I'm just top flight

I could sure use a Sprite

I'm thirsty as fuck

Who gettin money?

That's brain

Who make decisions?

That's brain

Who make the hit's

That's been brain

Who run the whole operation

That be brain so

Brain, can you just get back to the issue here

Uh, can you just remind the brain?

You're such an idiot, we're talking about God

And if he exists

Don't call brain names

The brain couldn't recall

But if I'm not mistaken the bitch on the left

Guaranteed there's a god

I believe in a god, yes

So god never wrong

God never wrong, right?

Yeah, that's like the whole point

Brain just get there, please

Hold up. So god made the earth

And god was like hold up, this shit is boring

It need more shit

God was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch

Dinosaurs on that bitch

Then he like why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit

What is your brain even saying?

Can he get to the point

Hold up brain you just did it

God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking

About what?

Bitch the dinosaurs

He made the Earth for them

But then he like nah

Dinosaurs was just blah

Imma cook up some blondes

Like, he was way off

I don't look like a dinosaur

Ho them things 35 foot

I'm like 5 foot 11

(But on Tinder I'm 6 foot)

Seen that Broncheosaurus

That thing fuckin neck go to heaven

And that's just an expression

Bitch, there ain't no heaven

I'm just messin but if he ain't wrong

I guess this the exception

Can I talk now?

Go ahead

Look

Everything in life has purpose

You, chickens, a midget at a circus (what?)

I don't interpret

Shit like that's not for me to determine

So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?

That's not for me to determine (But, okay...)

I'm just a person (okay)

But think of the root of the argument, girl

View how we started this girl, you don't believe in the aliens (Yeah, I just...)

You can find god the earth girl I find that shit silly and

I just don't presume to know the plan

Bitch me neither but that's not what I been sayin'

But what are you sayin?

Why can't God fuck with aliens?

Why can't Earth be like a fucking small sideproject for this guy?

Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye

Yeah, but logically, like, you don't believe in your side

Yeah, but you're like bringing up the dinosaurs

We could have shared the earth with them nobody knows

Damn there is hard solid evidence, girl

Like whats next you don't fuck with Pangea?

She like lets change the subject

That bitch don't know about Pangea

Brain leave it alone

I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?

Oh my god i'm so hungry

Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?

Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, i'm on it

Also i'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing

Come on dude i'm a grown up

I'm capable of having

Intelligent conversations

Okay i just fuck it

Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni

Ugh

Sausage?

How can you eat that shit

No no no, this not dominoes

This legit

It's high quality meat and shit

No, no, I'm vegetarian

Oh, well we can get half pepperoni

And half of whatever you like

Uh, ew, I can't have that shit in the same box

Seriously? (Yeah) Y'mad against me?

No i'm mad against us being gluttonous

Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat

Okay, is it how we treat them?

Huh, it sure doesn't help

She like i'm not opposed to us huntin'

But now we not trackin them down

We just breed them to eat, that's disgusting

You should honestly read on this subject

Alright hold up

Just because we not runnin around with a bow and arrow

Doesn't mean we not hunting these chickens

We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough

To manipulate these animals and get 'em to do exactly what we want

That's my point we just incubate animals

Instead of letting them live how they come

But, that's just your God at work, bitch!

Like, we go hard on earth

What you think happened right now

If you left my place

And there was like three wolves waiting for you

Wolves?

Bitch they would tear your ass up

Viciously

Like they would eat your titties

(And your pussy)

That's what they do

(And your face and shit)

Humans are smarter bitch

That's what we do

She like apples to oranges

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense

Why can't fruit be compared?

She like i'm gonna leave

There's just all of these conflicting principals

Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza

I will, that's my god given right

She like where is my bag

Oh that leather one next to the trash?

That's the one, right? made out of cow, i think?

Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area

So you don't eat the meat, you just be wear the shit

I'm not listening dude

Thats barbaric as shit

Do you come from the vikings?

Why are even still talking?

Do you take peoples land?

Do you fuck with the war?

How are there no Ubers anywhere?

Just download Lyft, they are bigger presence out here

I don't wanna add shit to my phone

Okay the choices are clear

Ubers are not around here

Taxis will come but they real slow

And the brain gotta poop

T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit

I just downloaded Lyft

But it's being so glitchy

Okay look do you just want to sleep here

Uhh no thanks

It's past 2 am

I'm not sharing a bed with you

You can sleep in my bed i can sleep on the floor

Fine you're sure?

Yeah its cool I won't throw you out to the wolves

Oh my god you are so annoying

I couldn't help myself

But can you at least throw me a pillow

I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch

I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch

I just finished passing on a bitch

Now i'm pillow talking with a bitch

Brain gotta poop, still

Please don't neglect the brain

Please don't neglect the brain

Hold on is that my Lyft?

Nah I got a pizza

Full pepperoni too

So you're not gonna wanna be a part of it

But first you should poop

Please don't neglect the brain