Canadian Idiot

Don't want to be a

Canadian idiot

Don’t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut

And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?

I never learned my alphabet from

A to ZedThey all live on donuts and moose meat

And they leave the house without packin' heat

Never even bring their guns to the mall

And you know what else is too funny

Their stupid monopoly money

Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export

They treat curling just like it's a real sport

They think their silly accent is so cute

Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot

Sure they got their national health care

Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air

Then again well they got

Celine Dion

Eat their weight in

Kraft macaroni

And dream of driving a

ZamboniAll over

Saskatchewan

Don't want to be a

Canadian idiot

Won't figure out the temperature in

CelsiusSee the map they're hovering right over us

Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story

Break their nose and they'll just say sorry

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?

It's gotta mean they're all up to something

So quick before they see it coming

Time for a preemptive strike