The Saga Begins

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and

Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the

Federation in

To maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar

Jar in Boss

NassWe took a bongo from the scene

And we went to

Theed to see the

QueenWe all wound up on

TatooineThat's where we found this boy

Oh my my, this here

Anakin guy

Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the

Force, they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the

Queen?Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built

C-3POAnd I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

Ooh, he was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute

Jabba started off that race

Well, I knew who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin', my my, this here

Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to

CoruscantThe

Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance, to the force?

They interviewed the kid, all training, they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen hereJust stick it in your pointy ear, I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'," My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry"

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to

Naboo'Cause

Queen Amigdala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some

Gunguns died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi

I admire most

Met up with

Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin', my my, this here

Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin', "My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry"

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"