I’ll Sue Ya

I sued Taco

Bell'Cause

I ate half a million

ChalupasAnd

I got fat!

I sued Panasonic

They never said

I shouldn't use their microwave

To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued

Earthlink'

Cause I called them up

N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks'

Cause I spilled a

Frappucino in my lap

And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'

R'Us'Cause

I swallowed a

Nerf ballAnd nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued

PetCo'Cause

I ate a bag of kitty litter

And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-

Cola, yo'Cause

I put my finger down in a bottle

And it got stuck!

I sued Delta

Airlines'Cause they sold me a ticket to

New Jersey

I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!If you stand me up on a date

If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue

Yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah that's what

I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue

Yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah

I might even sue you!

Ugh!!I sued

DuracellThey never told me not to shove that double-

ARight up my nose

I sued Home

Depot'Cause they sold me a hammer

Which they knew

I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell

Computers'

Cause I took a bath with my laptop

Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the

Loom'Cause when

I wear their tightie-whities on my head

I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon'

Cause I get all depressedeverytime my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado'

Cause you know,

I think it looks a little bit too much

Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman

Marcus'Cause they put up their

Christmas decorations

Way out of season

I sued Ben

Affleck--Aw, do

I even need a reason?

Ugh!If I sprain my ankle

While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles

When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue

Yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah that's what

I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue

Yes, I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, that's right

I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!Ugh!Ugh!

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

I'll take all of your money

I'll sue ya!

If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!

Ha-ha ha ha-haa

I'll sue ya!

What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!

Ha-ha ha ha-haa

Boo ya!I'll sue ya!

Ugh!