You Don’t Love Me Anymore

歌词
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh i wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess i lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think i was nice
Now you tell all your friends that i'm the antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, i'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, i even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime i get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think that i'm ugly and you say that i'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while i was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
(approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence)
专辑信息
1.Another One Rides The Bus
2.Polkas On 45
3.Eat It
4.I Lost On Jeopardy
5.Yoda
6.One More Minute
7.Like A Surgeon
8.Dare To Be Stupid
9.Dog Eat Dog
10.Lasagna
11.Melanie
12.Fat
13.UHF
14.The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15.Trigger Happy
16.Smells Like Nirvana
17.You Don’t Love Me Anymore
18.Bedrock Anthem
19.Frank’s 2000 TV
20.Jurassic Park
21.Since You’ve Been Gone
22.Amish Paradise
23.Gump
24.Everything You Know Is Wrong
25.The Night Santa Went Crazy
26.Your Horoscope For Today
27.It’s All About The Pentiums
28.The Saga Begins
29.Albuquerque
30.Ebay
31.Bob
32.Hardware Store
33.I’ll Sue Ya
34.Canadian Idiot
35.Pancreas
36.Don’t Download This Song
37.White & Nerdy
38.Trapped In The Drive-Thru