Ebay

Yeah, a used pink bathrobe

A rare mint snow globe

A Smurf TV tray

I bought on

E-BayMy house is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on

E-BayTell me why

I need another pet rock

Tell me why

I got that

Alf alarm clock

Tell me why

I bid on Shatner's old toupee

They had it on

E-BayI'll buy your knick-knack

Just check my feedback"A plus plus" they all say

They love me on

E-BayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag

Gonna buy some

Beanie Babies, new with tag

From some guy,

I've never met in

NorwayFound him on

E-BayI am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go, whoa

Got Paypal or

Visa, whatever'll please

As long as

I've got the dough

I'll buy your

Tchotchkes

Sell me your watch, please

I'll buy,

I'll buy,

I'll buy,

I'll buyI'm highest bidder now

Junk keeps arriving in the mail

From that worldwide garage sale

Hey, A Dukes

Of Hazard ashtray

Oh yeah, bought it on

E-BayWanna buy a

PacMan Fever lunchbox

Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks

Wanna buy a

Kleenex used by

Dr. DreFound it on

E-BayWanna buy that

Farrah Fawcet poster

Pez dispensers and a toaster

Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away

I'll buy on

E-BayWhat

I bought on

E-Bay