歌词
Ever (ever) happens in this town
这个小镇永远没发生过什么
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
感觉糟透了(糟透了),这里啥都干不了
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
我想我的思维快要停滞了
Until a friend told me the news
直到一个朋友告诉我那个大新闻
他说“嘿,你知道那个闲了很久的
He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
在加油站旁边的那块地方吗?有人买下了它
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
他们还要在这个位置建个超市
And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
我们能买到螺栓和螺丝的那种”
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
听完后我乐上了天(上天)
我连刷牙梳头都顾不上了
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
因为我实在太激动了 管它呢
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
我从去年六月就开始期待
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
这一天最终到来的时刻
I've been waiting since last June
我太开心了(开心)现在我复活了
因为现在我可以在任何时间去那里面
For this day to finally arrive
噢,我希望他们早点开业
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
我等不及了!(不及了)我等不及了(噢 什么时候)
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
他们什么时候才能打开那扇门?
Well, I hope they open soon
我要去(是的)要去,我要去
要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
When they gonna open up that door?
五金店!
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
我一整晚都在我的睡袋里露营
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
就在那商店门前,接着只要天一亮
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
我就会把我的鼻子贴在橱窗上
Hardware store
知道吗,我必须是第一位顾客!
我要给我自己买个手电筒和扫帚
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
还要一对老虎钳放在我家的每一个房间里
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
看到那些钢锯了没?很,很快
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
它们其中的一个就会是我的
You know, I had to be first in line
带着姓名牌的家伙沿着过道走来走去
上千英里长的花园喷水软管排成一行
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
多种风格的名牌套筒扳手
Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
都按照字母顺序排列
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
他们还弄了个宣传噱头
One of them will be all mine
门前有个棒极了的紫色大牌子
上面说前27个顾客
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
每人都会得到一个免费的圆头铁锤
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
我等不及了!(不及了)我等不及了(噢 什么时候)
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
他们什么时候才能打开那扇门?
All arranged alphabetically
我要去(是的)要去,我要去
要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
And they're doing a promotional stunt
要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
There's a great big purple sign out front
五金店!
That says every 27th customer
我要去(是的)要去,我要去
Will get a ball pein hammer free
要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
五金店!
When are they gonna open up that door?
(呼吸)
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
你将看到所有的东西....
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
他们有六角扳手,沙鼠喂食器,马桶圈,电暖气
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
机械装置,榨汁机,淋浴棒,和水表
Hardware store
对讲机,铜导线护目镜,辐射层轮胎
BB弹,橡胶球棍,螺旋桨还有除湿机
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
图片衣架,裁纸刀,窝夫烘烤模,百叶窗
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
去漆剂,遮光帘,皱纹胶带和塑料槽
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
厨房水龙头,折叠桌,挡风雨条,车用跳电线
Hardware store
钩子和索具,水泥浆和填泥料,强力雾化器,汤勺和长柄勺
烟熏杀虫剂,高能润滑油
(breathe)
金属屋面,防水处理剂,多功能绝缘体
Would you look at all that stuff ...
空气压缩机,铜接头,破坏凿子,烟雾报警器
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
轮胎压力表,仓鼠笼,室温调节器和失误导向板
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
拖车钩消磁器,全自动割包皮机
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
网球怕,角托架,金霸王电池,劲量电池
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
底面板,电路制动器,吸尘器,咖啡机
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
计算器,发电机,盐盒与胡椒瓶
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
我等不及了!(不及了)我等不及了(噢 什么时候)
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
他们什么时候才能打开那扇门?
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
我要去(是的)要去,我要去
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
五金店!
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
我要去(是的)要去,我要去
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
五金店!
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
我要去(是的)要去,我要去
要去(五)金,我要去,真的要去
I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
要去(五)我要去(五)噢 对,我要去那个
When are they gonna open up that door?
五金店!
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
专辑信息
1.Another One Rides The Bus
2.Polkas On 45
3.Eat It
4.I Lost On Jeopardy
5.Yoda
6.One More Minute
7.Like A Surgeon
8.Dare To Be Stupid
9.Dog Eat Dog
10.Lasagna
11.Melanie
12.Fat
13.UHF (Single Version)
14.The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
15.Trigger Happy
16.Smells Like Nirvana
17.You Don't Love Me Anymore
18.Bedrock Anthem
19.Frank's 2000" TV
20.Jurassic Park
21.Since You've Been Gone
22.Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
23.Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents Of The United States)
24.Everything You Know Is Wrong
25.The Night Santa Went Crazy
26.Your Horoscope For Today
27.It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy)
28.The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie")
29.Albuquerque
30.Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)
31.Bob
32.Hardware Store
33.I'll Sue Ya (Main Version)
34.Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) (Main Version)
35.Pancreas (Main Version)
36.Don't Download This Song (Main Version)
37.White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version)
38.Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly) (Main Version)