Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in dagobah

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda"

Y O D A, Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo

YodaWell,

I've been around, but

I ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo

YodaWell,

I'm not dumb, but

I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo

YodaWell,

I left home just a week before

And I've never ever been a jedi before

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force"

Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with

BenSo it looks like

I'm gonna start all over again

Though with my

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YodaSo I used the force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

While I stood on my head

Well, I won't forget what

Yoda saidHe said, "Luke, stay away from the darker sideAnd if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo

YodaI know

Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo

YodaWell,

I heard my friends really got in a mess

So I'm gonna have to leave

Yoda I guess

But I know that

I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part 'till

I'm old and gray

The long-term contract

I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

With my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo

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