Melanie

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?

She lived across the street

On the fifteenth floor of the

Gilmore Building

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap

I knew she had to be the girl for me

And to think

I probably never would have found her

If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Melanie

What can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?

I just can't understand it

Why won't you return my phone calls?

Are you still mad

I gave a Mohawk to your cat?

If you'd just say the word

I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever

Or are you too dumb to realize that?

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?

How can you ignore me when you know

That I can't live without you?

I have to go through your garbage

Just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh

Oh, sweet

MelanieWhy won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when

I tattooed

Your name across my forehead

You wouldn't listen when

I promised to be true

I couldn't stand it, so

I jumped out

From the sixteenth story window right above you

Now I may be dead but

I still love you

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?

I'm singin'

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet, sweet

MelanieWhy won't you go out with me?

I'm singin'

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?

I'm singin'

MelanieWhat can the problem be?

Sweet Melanie

Why won't you go out with me?