歌词
Yeah
一件二手的浴袍，粉红色
A used ... pink bathrobe
一个罕见的水晶球，薄荷色
A rare ... mint snowglobe
一个画满蓝精灵的，零食托盘
A Smurf ... TV tray
全都是eBay上买的
I bought on eBay
我家里到处是这破烂玩意儿
My house ... is filled with this crap
快递见天儿往家送
Shows up in bubble wrap
个个包着泡沫纸，一层又一层
Most every day
都是我在eBay上买的那些玩意儿
What I bought on eBay
告诉我，为什么，我又拍下了一个石头宠物（pet rock就是一些石头，装在一个带孔的小盒子里，盒子里还给它垫着干草，买家买回来之后把它当宠物“养”）
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
告诉我，为什么，我又收到了一个猪猪侠闹钟
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
告诉我，为什么，我又竞拍了一顶夏特纳的假发（William Shatner，加拿大演员，曾参演《星际旅行》）
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
因为eBay上有卖啊
They had it on eBay
你那个小摆件儿我要了
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
来看看我的评价记录
Just check ... my feedback
“五星好评！”每条都是
"A++!" they all say
eBay上的亲们都喜欢我哟
They love me on eBay
想买那个有点破的高尔夫球袋
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
想买那个毛绒玩偶全新带吊牌
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
卖东西的那人来自挪威，从来没见过
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
是在eBay上认识的
Found him on eBay
我竞拍的时候总是瞅准时机下手
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
还剩两秒钟，赶紧抢了走
With two seconds left to go, whoa
用Paypal还是Visa，爱用哪用哪
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
只要抢到的人是我，用什么都没差
As long as I've got the dough
我想买你那堆小玩意儿
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
求求你啦手表卖给我吧
Sell me ... your watch, please
我想买（我想买，我想买，我想买）
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
现在我是最高竞价啦
I'm highest bidder now
快递不停点儿地往家里送
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
全从ebay那个全球杂货铺里头买的些垃圾玩意儿（《正义前锋》周边的烟灰缸）
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
（嘿！《正义前锋》的烟灰缸哎！）
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah，我在eBay买的哇
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
想买一个《吃豆人》周边午餐盒
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
想买一盒老款的蓝条纹袜子
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
想买一张Dr. Dre用过的纸巾（Dr. Dre，是Dre哎）
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
都是在eBay上找到哒
(Found it on eBay)
想买那张法拉·佛西（七十年代女星）的海报
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
各种各样的贝思糖果盒还有吐司机
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
不知道为什么，这些别人都想丢掉的东西
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
我会在eBay上买回家
(I'll buy on eBay)
我都在eBay上买了点啥——！
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
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