Miss Anonymous

Dear Miss Anonymous

I hope that you’re reading this

Thanks for being honest

But that’s not a compliment

I’m getting eight hours of sleep at night

I’ve got good friends

And I’m doing just fine

And I’m not losing my peace of mind

Over a stranger across some digital divide

You think you’re safe

Screaming into outer space

But would you say it to my, say it to my, say it to my face

Would you say it to my, say it to my face

Dear Miss Anonymous

I hope that you’re reading this

Thanks for being honest

But that’s not a compliment

Dear Miss Anonymous

Does it boost your confidence

Does it clear your conscience

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious

You get a high every time

You try to cut me down to size

You get a high off every time

You try to cut me down to size

There’s two nice ways I should reply

No thanks, goodbye

But there’s one thing that I’ll say to you

If you think this song’s about you

It’s true

Dear Miss Anonymous

I hope that you’re reading this

Thanks for being honest

But I’m not your therapist

Dear Miss Anonymous

Don’t know what your problem is

But this doesn’t solve it

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious

You get a high every time

You try to cut me down to size

You get a high off every time

You try to cut me down to size

Hey Miss Anonymous

You might think your words are harmless

But I really wonder if

You’d say it to my, say it to my, say it to my face

Say it to my, come on and say it to my face

Dear Miss Anonymous

I hope that you’re reading this

Thanks for being honest

But I’m not your therapist

Dear Miss Anonymous

Don’t know what your problem is

But this doesn’t solve it

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious

You get a high every time

You try to cut me down to size

You get a high off every time

You try to cut me down to size

Oh, Miss Anonymous