歌词
A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions
很多人问我一些傻逼问题
A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
很多人以为我在歌里说的那些话
Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
或是我在歌里谈论的事情 我真的会去做
Or That I Believe In It
或者觉得那是我的信条
Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
我说我要杀人
I'm Actually Gonna Do It
他们就觉得
Or That I Believe In It
我真的会杀
Well Shit If You Believe That
好吧 你们要是真他妈这么以为
Then I'll Kill You
我就要杀了你
You Know Why
知道为啥吗
Cuz I'm A
因为我就是个
Criminal
罪犯
Criminal
罪犯
You God Damn Right
你说的太他妈对了
I'm A Criminal
我是罪犯
Yeah I'm A Criminal
我就是罪犯
Eminem
My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
我的歌词像一把带锯齿的匕首
That'll Stab You In The Head
一把插进你的脑袋
Whether You're A Fag Or Lez
管你是个基佬还是拉拉
Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
或者不男不女 变性人
Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes
穿裤子的 穿裙子的 还是反同性恋的 全都别想跑
Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic
反同性恋？拉倒吧你就是个异端
Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh
盯着我的牛仔裤看 哎鼓起来了哦
That's My Motherfuckin Balls You'd Better Let Go Of em
那是我的xx 你他妈最好别碰
They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em
他在我的阴囊里哦 你永远都碰不到
Hey It's Me Versace
嘿 是我 范思哲
Whoops Somebody Shot Me
哎呀我被枪击中了
And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
我只是出门拿个信啊
Get It Checkin The 'male'
你懂得 钓钓男人（同音） （范思哲是gay)
How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
你以为你能卖多少唱片
After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
在你的第二张lp直接把你送到监狱里之后？
C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
嘿 别紧张啊 我挺喜欢基佬的
Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
对不对Ken? 给我来句阿门（Ken：一个男人！） （阿门和一个男人同音）
Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
上帝啊 这孩子需要耶稣来拯救
Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
帮他驱驱魔吧
Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
哦对了顺便再给我弄辆新车
And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital
还要一个妓女 我媳妇正在医院里病着呢
Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
牧师牧师！五年级老师！
You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither
你别想碰我 我妈也不能
You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
你啥也教不了我
I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
因为我有线电视看的够多了
And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts
你阻止不了我脑袋里这些想法
You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
你也没法阻止我的歌登顶排行榜
And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March
你更没法阻止我到了三月份
With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin Retards
就拿着自己的新专辑分发给这些智障
Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me
这是不是很有em的风格呢
Mr Don't Give A Fuck Still Won't Leave“
啥都不鸟”先生从来都没有离开过哦
Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
I'm A Criminal
我是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
因为我谁都不鸟
I'm A Criminal
我是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行
[To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
因为我谁都不鸟
Eminem
My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
我妈吸毒 酗酒 是个烟鬼 还飙车
The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
她的孩子出生时就毁了容
It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
这孽种长大了会疯的像她一样可怕
Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
你们别想嘲笑他 因为这孩子就是我
I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
我是个罪犯 一头被囚禁的发疯的野兽
But How The Fuck You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised
你就是这么被养大的 长大了怎么可能不变成那个德行呢
So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
所以当我长大 长高
My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger
我的屌缩水了 蛋却变得越来越大（这俩有啥区别）
I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You Up Quicker
我喝麦芽烈酒 好能更快地把你操翻
Than You'd Wanna Fuck Me Up For Sayin The Word
然后你就想因为我的歌词弄死我
My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
我的道德水准高到炸裂 这时候我们的总统大人
Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
正在他椭圆形的办公室里的桌子上享受着有人给他口交呢
Off Of His Own Employee
Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me
别想忽视我 你躲不过我
You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired
你肯定记得我 我就是一头白金色头发的那个
And My Nose Is Pointy
还有个尖鼻子
I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
我就是那个开死人玩笑的恶棍
In Plane Crashes And Laughs
那些人是因为坠机丢的命哦
As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him
只要这事儿没发生在他身上 他就大笑
Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em
我是瘦痞子 和eminem一样神经不正常
Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In
再加上Kim(别忘了那个疯子） （Kim是Em前妻）
Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today
她换了个医生因为Dre今天来不了了
He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place
他今天状态不太好 我就来顶替他了
Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face（Dre
挣扎声）哦那是Dre的声音 他正被AK枪抵着脸呢
Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
别逼我把他也杀了 然后把脑浆抹的到处都是
I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away
我警告过你Dre 把那玩意儿放的远点 别让我找到
I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
我猜这回你长记性了吧
I'm A Criminal
我是个罪犯
Interlude Skit
插入短剧
Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherfucker（Dre）
好了 听着 你他妈给我去那个银行
Get The Motherfuckin Money And Get The Fuck Up Outta There
把该死的钱抢出来 然后就他妈赶紧出来
/Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You
（Em)好 （Dre)我就在这儿等你
Em Aight(Em)
好
Yo Em
呦Em!
Em What
又他妈咋了？
Don't Kill Nobody This Time
这次别杀人了！
Em Awwright God Damn Fuck
行行行！ 操你大爷的...
Whistling How You Doin?
(吹口哨声）嘿你好吗小妞儿？
Teller Hi How Can I Help You
(出纳）你好 我能帮你吗？
Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl(Em0
嗯我要取钱
Teller Okay
（出纳）好的
Eminem Put The Fuckin Money In The Bag Bitch（Em)
现在你他妈把钱给我放到这个袋里 婊子
And I Won't Kill You
不然我就一枪崩了你
Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me
（出纳）我的天啊别杀我...
Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around(Em)
我不会杀你的 婊子 别四处乱看
Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me
（出纳）别杀我 求求你别杀我
Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna Fuckin Kill You(Em)
我说了我他妈不会杀你的
Hurry The Fuck Up Boom Thank You
赶紧的别搞砸了 （Boom!) 谢了！
Eminem
Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
我坐在车里时车窗有些模糊了
So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
我抢完银行 赶紧跳回车里
So I'll Be Disguised In It
躲一会儿
And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
要是有人认出了我
I'll Hide For Five Minutes
我就先藏五分钟
Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
然后再出来把目击者都杀掉
Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
向那个暗中跟踪我的侦探开火
Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets
去死吧 婊子 杂种
This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet
我还没一枪爆了这狗崽子的屁股 算他走运
If I Ever Gave A Fuck I'd Shave My Nuts
我要是在乎这些 我就会剃剃我的ym
Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
把xx塞回两腿中间 咯咯叫着
You Motherfuckin Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
你们这些怂逼 根本没种
To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
说我说的那些话 所以这盘磁带才被封杀
Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
我说的一半的话都是乱编的
To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
就是为了气死你 亲我的白屁股吧
And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As
不是饶舌 我都能说成饶舌
Bi'ma Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason Mask
我会变成一个带着面具的强奸犯
Chorus 2x
I'm A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱
I'm A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱
I'm A Criminal
因为我谁都不鸟
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
因为我谁都不鸟
I'm A Criminal
我是个罪犯
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行
To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯
But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱
And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
因为我谁都不鸟
I'm A Criminal
我是个罪犯
I'm A Criminal
我是个罪犯
专辑信息