歌词
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
Mic check one-two
检查麦克风 一 二
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
Who woulda knew?
谁愿意搞懂？
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
Who'da known?
谁搞得懂啊？
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
Fuck what a story
去tm的垃圾故事
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
Motherfucker comes out
我马上就tm讲给你听
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
and sells a couple of million records
怎么就卖出了百万张专辑
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
怎么就弄得这些混蛋突然发怒
I don't do black music, I don't do white music
我不做黑人音乐，也不专做白人音乐
I never knew I..
我永远搞不懂我自己
I make fight music, for high school kids
我创作暴力战歌，专门给高中的孩子们听
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
“当我像这也样开车横冲直撞时，我让无数生命陷入危险”（急刹车——）
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
“当我像这样拿着凶器时，我让各位的老婆们都陷入危险”（啊啊啊啊！）
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
草，你以为我现在正在你手机里唱歌给你听？
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
其实我正在你车的后座上，缓缓展开胶带要绑架你！
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out
然后开着你的车到处乱撞，随时准备跳车逃跑~
put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
把那玩意儿放到你脸上，然后抓着你的脸问：“现在还敢拽吗？”
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
哇-你想让我注意我的言辞？
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
要我取出我的眼珠，把它们倒转圈圈吗？
Look - I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle around
看啊—其实我要烧了你的破房子，围着废墟转圈圈~
and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out
我还要砸烂消防栓，那样你就没法挽救你燃烧的家具啦~
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
（我的天哪，我的房子！）我很抱歉，现在场面一定很混乱
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
总统正在让人给他口，而你却叫我修改我的歌词？
{*ewwww*} Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
(额~ 真爽~）干tm的！嗑药，嫖娼
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
在同性恋俱乐部里找乐子，那些画着浓妆的男人们
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
突然想到了，清醒了，想找点真正的乐子了
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
离开俱乐部想找歌听，滚吧，我的歌是给你们孩子消遣的
(The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
（对，孩子们！）但是如果你孩子Eric从阳台跳下来自杀，可别怪我
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents
看管他应该是你的责任——显然你们父母没有尽责
Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见婊子就打
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见婊子就打
So who's bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
那么，是谁把枪带进了这个国家？（嗯？）
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
我很疑惑，因为我连一把玩具塑胶枪都带不过伦敦海关
And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
还有一件事，上周我去看了一部施瓦辛格的电影
where he's shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
电影里他用uzi冲锋枪朝一大群混蛋射击
I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
我看到电影院里坐了三个小孩，就在我前排
screamin Go, with their 17-year-old Uncle
和他们17岁的叔叔在一起，尖叫着要离开
I'm like, Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
于是我像个疏散员一样带他们离开，他们竟然还不是一家人！
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?
那么当我问孩子们喜不喜欢暴力血腥时，是谁在那里大动肝火？
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
还批评我的歌让孩子们学会了脏话
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
所以你允许你12岁的女儿浓妆艳抹，就是良好教育？
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
（额-）所以你能肯定的说你儿子一句脏话都不知道？
when his bus driver's screamin at him, fuckin him up worse
当校车司机冲他大吼大叫时，他嘴可比我还脏
(Go sit the fuck down, you little fuckin prick!)
（回座位坐好，你这个小混蛋）
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
并且我第一个学会的单词就是“操”
up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
那是在三年级的时候，我弹了弹体育老师的小鸟
So read up, about how I used to get beat up
那么仔细想象一下吧，我当时是怎么被暴打的~
peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
随处小便，到处蹭饭，每三个月就要转校
My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?)
我过去的生活就跟我老婆的一样（你说什么？）
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night, Ike
就像Kim每天晚上被我打了屁屁后一样乱糟糟的
So how much easier would life be
所以生活一定会变得更轻松
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?
如果一千九百万就像我一样乱糟糟的长大
Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见婊子就打
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见婊子就打
I never knew I.. knew I'd..
我永远不知道，我真是搞不懂自己..
have a new house or a new car
虽然我现在有了新车新房
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
但几年前其实我比你们还要穷的多
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
幸好我的嘴巴争气让我有一技之长，不是吗？
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
你看我会说“操”“淦”“婊子”“荡妇” “八百标兵奔北坡”（*炫技）
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
“炮兵并排北边跑” 还有“克里斯托弗·里夫斯”（*炫技）
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
还会说“桑尼博诺”“滑雪的马撞上树”（*炫技）
How many retards'll listen to me
请问有多少傻子会听我的话？
and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a
如我所说拿着把枪在学校里跑来跑去
teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?
冲着他们讨厌的的老师火力全开
Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!
那可不是我说的，是Slim Shady叫你再做一遍的
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
靠！你就拿一支笔能造成多大的混乱？
Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been
老哥，我只是和你内心所想要变成的一样疯狂
if you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought
如果你真想要试试的话，你可以站在我的立场上想想，谁又会这么想呢？
Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought
Slim Shady将会成为某种你总想要带上的心魔
that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
它催使你拿到一把枪，然后朝警察射击
I just said it - I ain't know if you'd do it or not
我只是说说而已，我可不知道你是不是真要照着我说的做
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
我tm怎么可能搞得懂呢？(,,•́ . •̀,,)
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