Under The Influence

Translation

So you can suck my dick

if you don't like, my shit

Cause I was high when

I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!

Two pills I pop, 'til

my pupils swell up like two pennies

I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties

A young ass man with

a trash can strapped to the back of his ass

so the rats can't chew through his last pants

I'm like a mummy at night,

fightin with bright lightning

Frightened with five

I'm like a fuckin wasp

in the hospital lost

Stingin the fuck outta

I light a candle and

place it up on the mantle

Grab a knife at the blade

and stab you with the fuckin handle

So when you find yourself

wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin

Swifty：Bitch it's too late

Eminem：Cause once you're hung from the drapes,

it's curtains

Swifty：I'm an instigator,380 slug penetrator

Degradin, creatin murders

to kill haters

Accused for every crime

known through the equator

They knew I did it （uh-huh）

for havin blood on my 'gators

My weed'll hit yo' chest

like a double barrel gauge an'

I'm a black grenade that'll

blow up in yo' face

With a fifth in me, when

I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose

You never hear me say, "Forgive me"

I'm snatchin every penny

- it gotta be that way nigga, face it

That weed I sold to you,

Brigade laced it

You hidin, I make the

president get a facelift

Niggaz just afraid, handin

me they bracelets

Chillin in the lab wasted

I'm the type that'll

drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic

Your life is ruined,

you get socked right on site

And even at the Million

Man March, we gon' fight

{Chorus: Eminem}So you can suck my dick

if you don't like, my shit

Cause I was high when

I wrote this so suck, my dick

Cause I don't give a

fuck if you don't like, my shit

Cause I was high when

I wrote this so suck, my dick

Bizarr：I'm a compulsive liar,

settin my preacher on fire

Slashin your tires, flyin

down Fenkel and Meyers

Plates expired, soon

as I'm hired, I'm fired

Jackin my dick off in

a bed of barbed wire

（Hey, is Bizarre performing?）

Bitch didn't you read the flyer?

Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor

（Aren't you a male dancer?）

Nah bitch, I'm retired

Fuckin your bitch in

the ass with a tire iron

I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip

My DJ's in a coma for

lettin the record skip..

Lettin the record skip..

Lettin the record skip..

（Damn!）

I'm fuckin anything when

I'm snortin

It's gonna cost 300 dollars

to get my pit bull an abortion

Some bitch asked for my autograph

I called her a whore,

spit beer in her face and laughed

I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam

All bitches is hoes,

even my stinkin ass mom

Proof：Aiyyo flashback, two feets,

two deep up in that ass crack

Weed laced with somethin

nigga pass that

In Amsterdam we only

hang out with hash rats

At a 'Stop the Violence'

rally, I blast gats

Be your mom on publishin,

get your ASCAP-ped

The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack

Want your motherfuckin

pockets, ASAP

I don't need a platinum

chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's

Born loser, half theif

and half black

Bring your boys and your

guns and get laughed at

Bitch smacker, rich rappers

get their Jag jacked

and found chopped up in a trash bag

Kuniva：We stranglin rappers

until the point they can't yell

cause they crew is full

of fags and sweeter than bake sales

Reckless, come from behind

and snatch your necklace

Gruesome, and causin

more violence than nine hoodlums

I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle

Run right past you, turn

around, grab you and stab you

Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"

I got a "Yukmouth" and

it's polluted

I cock it back then shoot it

I love snatchin up players

thugs and young ballers

Shoot up the household,

even the young toddlers

Brigade barricade to

bring the noise

While the bullets break

your bones up like Christmas toys

If I go solo, I'm doin

a song with Bolo

A big Chinese nigga,

screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."

I leave ya face leakin,

run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin

Take a swing at the deacon

Kon Artis：I used to tell cats I

sold weed and weight

I was straight 'til I

got caught sellin em shake

I'm ignorant, with the

intent to snatch your rent

I got kicked out of summer

camp for havin sex in my tent

with the superintendent's

daughter, my brain's out of order

I've been a Kon Artis

since I was swimmin in water

In cahoots with this

nigga named Fall Out Von Who got fired from UPS

for tryin' to send you a bomb

（Special delivery!） I

signed to a local label for fun

Say I got cancer, get

dropped, take the advancement and run

Driveby you in the rain

while you carry your son

Call your house and hang

up on you for not givin me none

Born straight up out

a pussy but a son of a gun

Got a reputation for

havin niggaz runnin they funds

Used to be the type of

nigga that was foldin some one's

'til I met your fat mama,

now I'm rollin in dough

Eminem：So you can suck my dick

if you don't like, my shit

Cause I was high when

I wrote this so suck, my dick

Cause I don't give a

fuck if you don't like, my shit

Cause I was high when

I wrote this so suck, my dick

Eminem：Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick

D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dousin

Nasty like a skank slut

bitch with thirty fuckin husbands

Bizarre kid

Swifty McVeigh

The Kon Artis

The Kuniva

Dirty Harry

Haha, and Slim Shady..