Big Weenie

I don't understand..

Why are you bein so mean!?

You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

You're just jealous of me

Cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it

You walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

Cause you're a meany, a meany

But it's only cause you're really jealous of me

Cause I'm what you wanna be

So you just look like a idiot

When you say these mean things

Cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright listen, I need you to focus

I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

We are going to perform an experiment of a sort

I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment

Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

For the next 4 and a half minutes

We are going to explore into your mind

To find out why you're so fuckin jealous

Now why do they make you who

Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo

Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening

Ok now I need your un-divided attention

Sir I have a question

Why do I always sense this,

Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?

It gets all quiet and whispers

Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?

I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me

Is it just because...

You're just jealous of me

Cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it

You walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

Cause you're a meany, a meany

But it's only cause you're really jealous of me

Cause I'm what you wanna be

So you just look like a idiot

When you say these mean things

Cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line

I was going to say something extremly important

But I forgot who or what it was

I fucked up,

Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't

That's just what you wanted to hear from me

Is that I FUCKED up ain't it?

That I could bust one take

Without lookin at no paper

It doesn't take a bunch of takes

Or me to stand here in this booth all day

For me to say the truth ok

You're drooling, you have tooth decay

You're mouth is open,

You're disgusting

What the fuck you eat for lunch,

A bunch of sweets or somethin

What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?

You're tooth is rottin through the gum

Your breath stinks,

Want to chew some gum?

Yes I do sir what am I on

You sir are on truth serum

Marshall I'm so jealous of you

Please say you won't tell nobody

I'd be so embarassed

I'm just absolutely terrified

That someone's gonna find out

Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful

You're just jealous of me

Cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it

You walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

Cause you're a meany, a meany

But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me

Cause I'm what you wanna be

So you just look like a idiot

When you say these mean things

Cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright now we, we're going to conduct

That experiment that we were talking about earlier

Just to see what a frog looks like

When he takes 2 hits of exctasy

Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like

Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror

Notice the resemblance here?

Wait let me put these sun glasses on

Now look in this mirror, how bout' now

What do you have in common?

You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'

You look like I sound like, singing about weenies

Now take my weenie out of your mouth

This is between me and you

I know you're not happy,

I know you'd much rather see my lying

In the corner of a room somewhere crying

Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying

There's no denying

That my weenie is much bigger than yours is

Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges

Why are you even doin this to yourself?

It's pointless,

Why do we have to keep on going through this?

This is torturous

My point is this, that if you say mean things,

You're weenie will shrink

Now I forgot what the chorus is..

You're just jealous of me

Cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it

You walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

Cause you're a meany, a meany

But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me

Cause I'm what you wanna be

So you just look like a idiot

When you say these mean things

Cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Fuck off my dick