歌词
You find me offensive
你觉得我讨厌？
I find you offensive for finding me offensive
我得说，你讨厌我这事儿也很讨厌啊！
hence if I should draw out a line any fences
这样我是不是该画条界限，设个围栏啊？
if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
如果这样，我该下手多重你们才满意啊？
cause it's getting expensive
因为。现在真是越来越贵了，
being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
当成为被告在法庭上自我辩护，跟那边攻击我的混蛋比起来。
they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain
他们说我给这些家伙的脑子造成很多精神损伤，
when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
当我口无遮拦，这些家伙付不起医疗费了。
I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
按我说啊，你们就是太他么的敏感啦，
it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
那你就审查啊，把这些亵渎圣母的都河蟹掉！
let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
让我们一起结束这扯淡，因为我可不支持这些东东哦~
and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
那个克里斯托弗·里夫（超人Superman的演员）就更不能忍啦，
and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
嗯，让我把话说清楚，我跟这家伙可没什么恩怨！
he used to be like a hero to me
说起来，这家伙曾经也是我的英雄咧——
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
我甚至觉得我买过那种25美分一张的超人贴纸，
on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
贴在我的冰箱上，旁边贴着绝地武士达斯·维达（即阿纳金·天行者）；
and Darth must have put a hex on him for later
我想维达大师一定是诅了他日后的霉相咒。
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
我觉得这完全是我的错，因为我是当时这么做的——
I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther
我把超人卡在中间，两边是他和莱克斯·卢瑟。
I killed Superman I killed Super...Man
我杀了超人，我干掉了超……人……
and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
这多讽刺——我就是那个反派，氪星石
the green chronic
那个极品大麻！
因为我没腿啊，或者，我也没脑子啊！
Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
很高兴见到你，
nice to meet you
Hi，我的名字是……
hi my name is...
欸，我忘了我叫啥了。
i forgot my name
我的名字不曾像现在这样声名远扬，
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
我的灵魂已经被这个魔鬼占有了。
my soul is possessed by this devil
我现在的名字是……
my new name is...
雨人！
Rain Man
现在，圣经上说——
你绝对不能错过两个百合在床上
Now in the bible it says
做你懂得的事儿；
thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed
当然了除非你被同意加入了
have homosexual sex
然后这就成了真正的OOXX，双性的OOXX哦！\(≧▽≦)/！
unless of course you were given the consent to join in
这也没错，只要你对你自己的行为表达出点反省之意，
then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex
无论是事儿前，事儿中或事儿后哦，那“事儿”就是
which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
咱更常说的那个词儿，你懂得……
either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
现在的孩子都更习惯那么说，
is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
用一种更贬义的方式
that are more used by today kids
但是谁能说，什么是该说的，什么又是不该说的？
in a more derogatory way
来问一下Dre博士吧，
but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
Dre博士，（干啥？）
let ask Dr. Dre
我请教您个问题吗？（问）
Dr. Dre (what up?)
和朋友这么打高尔夫算不算基佬……（是的）
I got a question if i may (yea)
在他开球的时候盯着他的翘臀,（是的）
is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
但我还没说完呢
and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
橄榄球比赛里四分卫会喊hut-hut
but but i aint done yet
当他跑到了另一个大男人的屁股里
in football a quarterback yells out hut hut
干柴烈火了，但是只是万一……
while he reaches in another grown man's ass
我不是那个意思，这假设是个意外……
grabs on his nuts, but just what if
他要是被绊地倒下来，滑了一跤，然后他的那玩意就进了
it was never meant, it was just an accident
人家的玲珑的屁屁里，
but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
他不是故意的！但是他的那玩意萎了一下……
his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
我就不说这么细了，你懂得……但是
and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
如果他想象成这是一个女人的翘臀
and I don't need to go into any more details
那这是不是就算是一个基佬呢？我只是需要讲明白这个事儿（我不是基佬啊）
but what if he pictured it as a female's butt
直到我以后走到哪都是个直男，因为
is that gay? I just need to clear things up
因为我没腿啊，或者，我也没脑子啊！
til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
很高兴见到你，
Hi，我的名字是……
Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
欸，我忘了我叫啥了。
nice to meet you
我的名字不曾像现在这样声名远扬，
hi my name is...
我的灵魂已经被这个魔鬼占有了。
i forgot my name
我现在的名字是……
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
雨人
my soul is possessed by this devil
你觉得我讨厌？
my new name is...
我得说，你讨厌我这事儿也很讨厌啊！
Rain Man
尼玛这咋跟第一段一样了，我刚唱过了
你问哪天感觉好？
You find me offensive
可能就是布什帮我辩护的那天吧。
I find you offensive...
我的蜘蛛感应告诉我蜘蛛侠就在附近
shit this is the same verse, I just did this
下一步我就要捉他了，然后我用杀虫剂好好喷他一顿。
when am I gonna come to my good senses?
尼玛Dre，你该死的伴奏呢？（来了）
probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
好吧，我都不知道该怎么说了
my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby
这是我唯一擅长的事儿
and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
我就是那个坏人，氪星石，那个极品大麻
god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway
恶魔，好的别担心我能行
anyway I don't know how else to put it
我能行，Nick Lachey来击个掌，在Jessica的头上插根针然后径直走开
this is the only thing that I'm good at
然后让就像个气球撒了气一样在房间里乱飞
I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic
我抓起最后一个鸡肉金枪鱼罐头扔进垃圾桶
demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
然后变大了，我扑向了梦幻庄园
high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away
充满了花生酱果冻鸡肉金枪鱼三明治
and as she flew around the room like a balloon
我甚至他妈都没有意识的
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
唱完了整首歌而且我都没有说“shit”
and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch
因为啊，我没腿，或者，我也没脑子啊！
with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
很高兴见到你，
and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
Hi，我的名字是……
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
欸，我忘了我叫啥了。
我的名字不曾像现在这样声名远扬，
Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
我的灵魂已经被这个魔鬼占有了。
nice to meet you
我的新名字是……
hi my name is...
雨人！
i forgot my name
【结束】
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Rain Man
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