歌词
May I have your attention please
请大家听好了~~！
May I have your attention please
请大家听好了~~！
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再重复：请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
We're going to have a problem here
我们遇到一个麻烦
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们一个个都表现得象是头一回见到白人一样
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴都贴到地上了（形容十分惊讶） 就好象 Pam 一样，看见 Tommy 突然冲进门来
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后他开始越来越疯狂地追逐她的屁股
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
其实之前他们已经离婚了,他把她扔（抛弃）得老远
It's the return of the
这是XX的回归（XX是什么还没说出来就被打断）
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
“啊~等等，不能等了，你在开玩笑吧,他说的并不是我认为他做过的事 是吗？”
And Dr Dre said
接下来 Dr.Dre说...
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)
白痴！什么也没说！Dr.Dre早就死了 他的尸体被我锁在地下室了！哈哈！
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义的娘们特别“喜爱” Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
老是七嘴八舌的谈论着 Slim Shady
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
“我讨厌他，你瞧瞧他那小样儿~走来走去地，手里抓着他那个...你知道是啥东东
limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
朝着...你知道是谁...抖来抖去（另外一个娘们说：）“没错，可是他挺帅~！”
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是的，我也许真的脑袋里缺了两颗螺丁（指精神不太正常）
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但至少比你父母卧室里发生的那些事情要正常一点（隐约听见SM的声音
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时，我真想在电视上撒撒野
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但可惜做不到，不过 Tom Green 那家伙和一只驼鹿尸体做爱这件事还是挺酷的
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的屁股就在你嘴边，我的屁股就在你嘴边
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我够幸运的话你可以亲它一小口
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的讯息
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
并且期望他们永远不知道女人的阴DI是啥玩意
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
可是他们总有一天会知道什么是性交
by the time they hit 4th grade
顺便还会在这方面得高分
they got the discovery channel don't they
他们看《探索》频道，不是吗？
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
“我们都不过是哺乳动物”（《探索》节目的经典台词）
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
没错，有的还是食人动物呢~这些食人动物把其他的人切开就象切开羚羊一样
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以和动物尸体以及羚羊爱爱
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那么就没有理由不准一个男人和另外一个男人私奔
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
可是只要你和我有一样的感受，我就有个建议
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女士们挥舞起你们的连袜裤，高唱着段副歌，这就开始了！
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的！
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith为了多卖几张唱片就不敢在他的说唱里骂人
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
可我不怕，所以去他的！同时也艹你们！
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
你们以为我对一座葛莱美奖有兴趣吗？
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
你们这些评论家有一半都受不了我，对我避之惟恐不及
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
（记者问：）“可是 Slim ，要是你真得奖了怎么办？不是很不可思议吗？”
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
有啥不可思议的？到时候你们这些家伙正好可以撒个谎把我给骗到这儿来
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
于是你们就可以安排我坐在“小甜甜”的旁边
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
玛德，我才不要呢！最好让 Christina Aguilera 来跟我换换位置
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
那样我就能坐在 Carson Daly 和 Fred Durst 的旁边
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
就能听见他们争论着到底 Christina Aguilera 先和谁咬
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
小贱人，在MTV上惹毛了我
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
“是的，他很帅，但是我认为他已经和 Kim 结过婚了，嗬嗬”
I should download her audio on mp3
我真应该把她的歌下载到MP3上
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream)
然后向全世界展示你是如何让 Eminem 染上性病的（呕吐声
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我讨厌你们这些小姑娘和小男孩团体，你们成天就知道惹我恶心
So I've been sent here to destroy you
所以我被派到这里来消灭你们
And theres a million of us just like me
而且我们之中有无数的人和我一样
Who cuss like me
他们象我一样地骂人
Who just don't give a fuck like me
象我一样地不在乎
Who dress like me
象我一样的穿着、
Walk talk and act like me
走路、说话和行动
It just might be the next best thing
并且有望成为继我之后的最好的东西，
But not quite me
只是成不了100%的我
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我唱歌就好比进行一次大脑旅行
Cause I'm only giving you
因为我只会给你讲一些
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你和你的朋友只敢在私人客厅里作为笑谈的东西
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一的不同是我拥有在你们大家面前说出来的机会
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且我不会说谎也不会给它们加上糖衣（修饰以使其听起来顺耳）
I just get on the mic and spit it
我不过是对着麦克风然后直接吐出来罢了
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
不管你承不承认（呕吐声）
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我无疑比90%的说唱艺人放屁放得更响亮
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
接下来你想知道为什么小朋友们痴迷我的专辑就好象依赖安定一样
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
这还真好笑，因为照我现在这个样子发展下去的话，当我30岁的时候
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我会成为独一无二的在疗养院耍流氓的人
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
当我和 Jergens 一起打灰机的时候一边还捏护士们的屁股
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
而且我抽筋时这整包Viagra（药）都不起作用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
在每个人体内都潜伏了一个 Slim Shady
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
他会在你吃汉堡时发作，在你的洋葱圈上吐口水
Or in the parking lot circling
或者开着车在停车场不停地转圈圈，
screaming I don't give a fuck
还一边叫喊着“I don't give a fuck”
With his windows down and system up
而且车窗、车盖都敞开着的
So will the real Shady please stand up
那么真正的 Shady 请站起来吧
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
然后双手高举中指
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
并且骄傲地丧失理智
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
好好地再唱一遍副歌，用你吃奶的力气，是咋唱的来着？
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
I'm Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim Shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们所有其他的 Slim Shady 们都是冒牌的
So won't the real Slim shady
那么真正的 Slim Shady 还不快起立吗！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立！请起立！
专辑信息
1.Intro
3.FACK
6.Kill You
9.Stan
10.Criminal
12.Renegade
13.Shake That
16.Without Me
19.Mockingbird
22.Just Lose It
24.Stan