歌词
MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
（男，女，服务员）
The check! The check!
买单！买单！
Who's going to pay the check?
谁来买单？
It's a mystery where everything's at stake
这是个重要的千古之谜
A guy, a girl
男士，女士
A black faux leather folder
这黑色人造革夹子
A series of mistakes that you could make
可能带来一堆麻烦
MEN
（男）
Should a woman leave and "freshen up"
女士应该离座去“梳洗整理”吗
WOMEN
（女）
While he whips out his credit card?
在他掏信用卡的时候
EVERYONE
（齐）
Should they go dutch or not so much
他们该AA吗
Lest egos end up scraped and scarred?
以免自我受伤
MEN
（男）
It's all those crazy feminists
都是那些疯狂的女权主义者
Who made this shit so frigging hard
让这事儿变得真tm难搞
WOMEN
（女）
Hey, watch it!
嘿，瞧好！
EVERYONE
（齐）
I'd rather someone wring my neck
我宁愿有人拧我的脖子
Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
也不想琢磨到底是谁应该
Pay the check!
买这个单！
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