歌词
AARON
（亚伦）
Should we continue playing Jewish Geography? 'Cause I can give you like ten more names
我们要继续玩犹太地理吗？（犹太人初次见面玩的游戏）
CASEY
因为我还可以说出十个以上的地名
We can! I am good at this game
（凯茜）
Even if I'm not a Jew
行啊！我玩这个很在行
JEWISH CHORUS
即便我不是犹太人
Oy vey! Oy vey!
（犹太合唱团）
AARON
哎呀！天哪！（犹太人表沮丧的感叹词）
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
（亚伦）
CASEY
抱歉，你说什么？
I said, I'm not a Jew
（凯茜）
JEWISH CHORUS
我说，我不是个犹太人
Oy vey! Oy vey!
（合唱团）
JEWISH CHORUS
哎呀！天哪！
This isn't the girl for you
（合唱团）
This isn't the girl for you
这个女孩不适合你
Dai dai dai dai dai dai
这个女孩不适合你
Dai dai
哒哒哒哒哒
Dai dai dai dai dai dai
哒哒
Dai
哒哒哒哒哒
This isn't the girl for you
哒
GRANDMA IDA
这个女孩不适合你
Aaron, bubalah!!
（艾达奶奶）
AARON
亚伦仔！
Grandma Ida, is that you?
（亚伦）
GRANDMA IDA
艾达奶奶，是你吗？
That's right!
正是！
AARON
（艾达奶奶）
What are you doing here? You're dead
（亚伦）
I was busy praying
您在这儿干啥？您不是去世了么
At my temple in the sky
我正忙着祈祷
When I got an urgent message
在天堂的庙里
That came straight from adonai!
刚刚上帝给我送来了
He said, "Ida, it's your grandson
紧急的消息
He is acting out of line
他说：“艾达呀，你孙子他
'Cause he's dating Casey Clark
他不听话呀
Instead of dating Sarah Stein!"
因为他在和Casey Clark约会
I begged, "Yahweh, send me to him!
而不是Sarah Stein！“
I have wisdom to impart!
我求上帝：“让我去见他！
Plus my grandson Aaron loves me,
我去教训这小子！
And he'd never break my heart
再说我孙子阿伦他爱我
I can make the pischer understand
从来不让我伤心
The error of his ways
我会让这迷途羔羊
Even I once schtupped a schvartza
意识到错误
It was just a passing phase!"
连我有一次看见个黑妹
JEWISH CHORUS
也都过去了
Eh, the schvartza was a phase!
（犹太合唱团）
GRANDMA IDA
嗯，黑妹是历史阶段啦
So listen to me, boychik
所以，听着，小子
You're a mensch who's been endowed
（艾达奶奶）
With brains and looks and talent -
你是个天生的万人迷
I could plotz, I'm just so proud!
聪明帅气又有才
But though I cut you slack
我超超超为你骄傲der！
When you did not return my calls,
虽然我可以饶了你
If you wed this little tsatskeleh
不接我电话这事儿
I'll break your matzah *****!
但如果你和这个小结婚
JEWISH CHORUS
我肯定捏碎你的
This isn't the girl for you! - Oy oy oy!
（合唱团）
This isn't the girl for you! - a goy goy goy!
这个女孩不适合你！-天哪天哪！
GRANDMA IDA
这个女孩不适合你！-天哪天哪！
She considers jesus boss
（艾达奶奶）
And thinks you nailed him to the cross!
她把上帝当老板
GRANDMA IDA & JEWISH CHORUS
觉得你是钉死他的人
This isn't the girl for you!
（奶奶&合唱团）
Not for you, not for you - hey!
这个女孩不适合你！
Not for you - hey!
你俩不行，不行，嘿！
She's not for you!
就是不行！
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
她不适合你！
Aaron?
（凯茜的基督徒父亲）
AARON
亚伦？
Whoa! And who are you?
（亚伦）
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
哦哟！你是谁？
I'm Casey's father!Her very disapproving,
（凯爸）
very Christian father! And Aaron
我是凯茜的父亲！
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
很失望而且信基督的父亲！而且亚伦
You are ruining my daughter's life
（凯爸）
Never thought my baby'd be a hebrew's wife
你要毁了我女儿一辈子啊
Why would people called
我从没想过我的宝贝成了犹太徒的妻子
"The chosen ones"
为什么人们说
Choose to wear strange hats
“被选中的人”
And circumcise their sons?
会选择戴奇怪的帽子
CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA
而且给儿子行割礼
Circumcise their sons!
（合唱团&奶奶）
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
给儿子行割礼！
You don't know the holy trinity
（凯爸）
Or the joy felt when you trim a christmas tree
你们不懂三位一体
And since you cannot sing "The first noel"
也不懂修剪圣诞树的快乐
Jesus christ won't save you
而且既然你不会唱《第一首圣诞颂》
From the gates of hell
耶稣也不会从地狱中
CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA
拯救你
You'll go straight to hell!
（合唱团&奶奶）
Hallelujah!
你会下地狱！
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
哈~利路亚！
Every angel sings for the easter bunny
（凯爸）
And the eggs he brings
每个天使都为复活节的兔子歌唱
CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA
它还带来彩蛋
Hallelujah!
（合唱团&奶奶）
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
哈~利路亚！
Christians pass the test
（凯爸）
We are not semitic
基督徒通过了考验
Therefore we are blessed
我们不是闪米特人
EVERYONE
因此我们被上帝祝福
This isn't the girl for you
（齐）
CHURCH CHOIR
这个女孩不适合你
Ahhh!
（合唱团）
EVERYONE
啊哈哈！
This isn't the girl for you
（齐）
CHURCH CHOIR
这个女孩不适合你
Ahhh!
（合唱团）
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
啊哈哈！
How can I stay cool and calm
我该如何保持冷静
When you don't praise the virgin mom?
（凯爸）
EVERYONE
如果你不懂得赞颂圣母
This isn't the girl for you!
（齐）
AARON'S FUTURE SON
这个女孩不适合你！
Yo, Dad, whatsup?
亚伦未来的儿子）
AARON
哟，老爸，你好呀？
Uhh, I'm sorry - "Dad"?
（亚伦）
AARON'S FUTURE SON
呃，抱歉，你叫我爸？
What, you don't recognize me?
（亚伦未来的儿子）
I'm yours and Casey's future son
什么？你不认得我啦？
And I'm, like, beyond messed up So - thanks for that
我是你和凯茜未来的儿子
You got me so confused
我现在乱七八糟，真是托你的福
I don't know which way to choose
你让我很混乱
Do I celebrate christmas or chanukan?
我不知道该选哪条路
Either way, I lose
我应该过圣诞节还是光明节？
'Cause I don't know what to believe in
不管哪一个，我都很失败
With the mixed signals I'm receivin'
因为我没有信仰
Now, I don't fit into a box
太多信息混在一起
I'm strung out with doubt and I can't detox
现在，我太困扰了
Should I live life for the moment?
精神恍惚毫无办法
Or should I kneel and repent?
我该活在当下？
Do I believe the messiah's comin'
还是跪下忏悔？
Or came and went?
我该相信弥撒的降临
I'm stuck and It's ****in' depressin'
还是相信得而复失
From all this perpetual guessin'
我陷入抑郁
Don't mean to be preachy
就因为这永恒的问题
But like nietzsche the nihilist
不是说教的意思
I'm thinkin' that God don't exist
但就像尼采那样的虚无主义者
Do I cry at schindler's list
我想上帝应该不存在
Or weep at the passion of the Christ?!
我是否该像辛德勒的名单那样哭泣
Both!
还是为基督流下热泪了
Should I shop retail
都要！
When there is no sale
我该从商店买
Or kvetch that It's all overpriced?!
不打折的商品
I'm gonna haunt you like a poltergeist!
还是抱怨太贵
My whole identity you're sacrieiced!
我就要像个恶作剧一样缠着你！
EVERYONE
我的整个身份被你毁掉了！
Why didn't you use a ******?!
（齐）
GRANDMA IDA
你为啥不用套？
Aaron
（艾达奶奶）
EVERYONE
亚伦
This isn't the girl for you!
（齐）
AARON'S FUTURE SON
这个女孩不适合你！
Not not for you!
（凯爸）
EVERYONE
不适合你！
This isn't the girl for you!
（齐）
AARON'S FUTURE SON
这个女孩不适合你！
So true! So true!
（亚伦未来的儿子）
Six thousand years of history
就是！就是！
Are restin' on your head
六千年的历史
GRANDMA IDA
悬在你头顶
If you married her
（艾达奶奶）
You'd kill me were I not already dead!
要不是我早死了
CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER
你和她结婚就得把我气死
I won't have my grandkids raised on bagels,
（凯爸）
Lox and cream cheese spread
我拒绝我外孙吃百吉饼
GRANDMA IDA & CASEY'S Christian father
熏鲑鱼和奶油干酪
Now let's review
（艾达奶奶&凯茜）
AARON'S FUTURE SON
来复习一下
She's not a jew!
（亚伦未来的儿子）
EVERYONE
她不是犹太人！
So this isn't the girl for you!
（齐）
GRANDMA IDA
所以她不适合你！
A shayna maydl but she doesn't spin the dreidel!
（艾达奶奶）
EVERYONE
是个漂亮女孩但不是犹太人
So this isn't the girl for you! Hey!
（齐）
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