I'll Kill Her

So of course you were supposed to call me tonight

You were supposed to call me tonight

We would have gone to the cinema

And after to the restaurant the one you like in your street

We would have slept together

Have a nice breakfast together

And then a walk in a park together, how beautiful

And then you would have said 'I love you'

In the cutest place on earth

Where some butterflies are dancing with the fairies

I would have waited like a week or two

But you never tried to reach me

No, you never called me back

You were dating that bleach blond girl

If I find her, I swear, I swear

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future, she broke my dream

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future when she took you away

I would have met your friends

We would have had a drink or two

They would have liked me

'Cause sometimes I'm funny

I would have met your dad

I would have met your mum

She would have said

"Please, can you make some beautiful babies?"

So we would have had a boy called Tom

And a girl called Susan, born in Japan

I thought it was a love story

But you don't want to get involved

I thought it was a love story

But you're not ready for that

Me neither, I'll kill her

She stole my future, she broke my dream

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future when she took you away

She's a ***** you know, all she's got is blondness

Not even tenderness, yeah, she's clever less

She'll dump your arse for a model called Brendan

He will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

I would have waited like a week or two

But you never tried to reach me

No, you never called me back

You were dating that bleach blond girl

If I find her, you know, I swear, I swear, I swear

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future, she broke my dream

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future when she took you away

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future, she broke my dream

I'll kill her, I'll kill her

She stole my future when she took you away

Man, I told you, you know, if I find her

I really, I, I mean, I'll kill her, for real

It's like for sure, you have to know

Uh, I mean, you know, I can do it, man

I'll kill her