The Salmon Dance

Hello boys and girls, my name is Fat Lip

and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon

what dude

Today, we’re going to teach you some fun facts about Salmon

and a brand new dance.

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance

I know you’re gonna love it if you give it one chance

It’s not complicated, it’s not too hard

You don’t even have to be a Hip-hop star

See anyone can do it, all you need is style

Listen up peep gank I’m a show you how

Put your hands to the side, as silly as silly as it seems

And shake your body like a salmon floating up stream

I’ll float up stream

you know how we do it

you know how we do it again

All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water

And part of their life in salt water

Wow, very interesting

We change round a couple of days after spawning

Then we die

When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed

They looked around and stood like I was on crack

I heard somebody say out loud what the **** is that

This *****'s dancin like a fish while he’s doin’ the snap

But the more I kept doing it the more they kept feeling it

And then I heard some *****es say yo that *****'s killing it

By the end of the night everyone was on my team

And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

I’ll float up stream

you know how we do it

you know how we do it again.

Most of our friends find their home waters by their sense of smell

which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear

Wow!

My family also rely on ocean currents, tides

The gravitational pull of the moon

The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow!

Did you know?

What?

That I could go to Japan, and back

You’re kidding me. Amazing ..Jesus

Polluted water can kill both baby salmon

that are developing

and the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn

Wow what a shame, what a shame

Huh?

Woah.

Wow. Hey kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon

and his amazing salmon dance.

Huh? What do you say?

Who’s hungry?