Maybe You're Not the Worst Thing Ever

Richard: You're frigid and demanding

I shudder at your call

Madalena: Whenever you come near me

My flesh begins to crawl

Together: But sometimes, there are moments

I'm not repelled at all

Maybe you're not the worst thing ever

Isabella: You're utterly disgusting

I loathe your manly stink

Galavant: I see your mouth start moving

And God, I need a drink

Together: And then, from out of nowhere,

I'll look at you and think

Maybe you're not the worst thing ever

M: You're worse than crabs

R: Worse than scurvy

G: Worse than lice or plague

I: But truth be told

All: You're growing on me just like mold

G: And though, you're so annoying

I: So easy to despise

R: And though, there's something scary

Behind your cold, dead eyes

M: And though I'll never like you

All: It's nice to realize

Maybe I shouldn't quite say never

Maybe you're not the worst thing ever