Galavant

Way back in days of old

There was a legend told

About a hero known as Galavant

Square jaw and perfect hair

Cojones out to there

There was no hero quite like Galavant

Tough, plus every other manly value

Mess with him, he'll disembowel you

He ruled in every way

A fairy-tale cliche

And people called him Galavant

The man we're speaking of, he had a lady love

And Madalena, she was one fair maiden

Long legs and perfect skin

A body built for sin

With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in

True love was never this ecstatic

Nor as wildly acrobatic

Yes, he loved her to excess

Thrice daily, more or less

And she'd be screaming

Galavant!

One tiny problem

Soon would arise

Richard, a nearby king of wealth and stature

He watched Madalena, lust in his eyes

And he asked her for her hand

Well, more like a demand

Well, more like had his henchmen snatch her

Which brings us to today

The royal wedding day

No one can stop it now but Galavant

Poor Madalena waits behind King Richard's gates

For the arrival of her Galavant

Now, at last begins our true adventure

Epic, wild, a real butt-clencher!

So, huzzah and tally-ho!

Sit back and here we go

Attend the tale of

Galavant!