歌词
Oh,Gareth,I try so hard to please her.
加瑞斯我为了讨她欢心竭尽全力
I invade a kingdom for a jewel,
我为了件珠宝入侵了一个王国
I respect her vow of chastity,
我尊重了她的守贞誓言
And yet every day I have to hear it over and over again.
但是每天我却不得不一遍又一遍听她念叨
Galavant,Galavant
格莱凡特格莱凡特
Blah,blah,blah,blah,Galavant
格莱凡特这个格莱凡特那个
I want her,need her,crave her,yes,it's true
我想要她需要她渴望她真真切切
But she is not the only thing I desperately want to do ""
但我想干的事可不只有她
I want to shoot him with a crossbow
我想用十字弓取他命
I want to stab him in the eye
我想戳瞎他的眼
I want to liberate his head from his neck
我想拧下他的头
And then punt the bloody wreck sky high
让他鲜血溅向天
I want to hurl him out a window
我想把他扔出窗
And shove explosives where the sun don't shine
我想炸他稀巴烂
Want to skewer him with swords
我想用乱剑刺他身
Then slowly twist them
慢慢扭动让他疼
All around his reproductive system
断他子孙后代根
Won't that be divine?
出口恶气爽呀爽
Then she'll be mine
美人终只属本王
Everybody sing!
大家一起唱
And then you'll do it every evening
然后您每晚操翻天
Sweet god,at last!
上帝终如我所愿
In every room on every floor
房间地板滚个遍
Till I can't do it anymore
直到精尽才罢鸟
And with no Galavant distracting your bride
格莱凡特不再是烦恼
We could start a genocidal war
种族灭绝战争开始搞
Wait,what?!
等等什么
I'll get back to all my hobbies
旧习重拾兴趣高
Like raising taxes and tormenting the poor
提高赋税虐穷屌
Crush those poor!
搞死穷人
No more "Galavant is just complete perfection!
她再也无法念叨格莱凡特有多好
"Gal would never lose his...temper"
格莱是永远不会发脾气的
Won't that be divine?
如此一来岂不甚好
And she'll be mine
美人终将伴我到老
La la la la
啦啦啦啦
Just mine,all mine
只属于我都是我的
La la la la
啦啦啦啦
Mine,all mine,all mine!
我的我的都是我的
Well,that was ripping!
真是太赞了
专辑信息
2.Galavant