Joining a Cult

1. Thanks for your letter

Please send a clone over

I'll use him for garden work and harmonies

Speaking of pretty new documentaries

have you seen the one about the Rajneespuram society?

Everyone seem to think

They were lunatics

But I sort of thought

Hey I get this

Inside this rational brain of mine

I long to be contradicted

I wait for a sign

Doesn't matter what cult

What sign

Just give me any culty sign

2. I'll tell you all the advantages.

Though I'm guessing maybe you are an antheist?

: You'd get a reason and you'd get a goal.

You'd know how to dress

and how to cleanse your soul

I'd be up for that, I'd be totally for cleansing my soul.

Would I have to split from my family?

They wouldn't know what got into me

I'd change my name into something cool

Like Warlord Springgrass, and the leader would use me as a songwriter tool

I'd spread her message to the world.

Send in the choir

Send in the choir.

3. Each day I'm waiting eagerly.

When I cross this corner, will there be a sign there just for me?

A special light or a person with a glow

that says something new I didn't already know

But there's never anything

Just the same old cats and fences

My leader would know what to do about everything

About the wars and the climate and all the hurting

She would say: sh! I know just what to do

You just relax,and you stay low.

I'll punish the bad guys, set the good ones free

Then we'll have a fiesta

Send in the choir

Send in the choir

Send in the choir

Send in the choir

4. Last month when you came to visit me

You played a set in the church in the city

For Shirin you set your voice up high and you let go

It made me cry.

So when you answer in July,

can you please do so in falsetto