Happy Just the Way We Are

Marge:Sharry, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family and neither can I.

From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.

Sharry Bobbins:But haven't I taught you people anything?

Homer:No.

Lisa:No.

Bart:No.

Marge:No.

Maggie:(suck suck suck)

Sharry Bobbins:So you like it this way?

Homer:Indubitably.

Around the house,

I never lift a finger.

As a husband and father,

I'm subpar.

I'd rather drink a beer

Than win Father of the Year.

I'm happy with things the way they are.

Lisa:I'm getting used to never getting noticed.

Bart:I'm stuck here till I can steal a car.

Marge:The house is still a mess

And I'm going bald from stress.

Marge, Bart and Lisa:But we're happy just the way we are.

Flanders:They're not perfect,

But the Lord says, "Love thy neighbor."

Homer:Shut up, Flanders!

Flanders:Okely-dokely-doo.

Sharry Bobbins:Don't think it's sour grapes,

But you're all a bunch of apes,

And so I must be leaving you!

Bart and Lisa:Goodbye, Sharry Bobbins.

Marge:Thanks for everything.

Barney Gumble:So long, Superman.

Lisa: Do you think we'll ever see her again?

Homer:I'm sure we will, honey.

I'm sure we will.