Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase:The Simpson family Smile-Time Vari

歌词
Troy McClure:In our final spin-off tonight,
the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents.
Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate.
But thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice.
Show us what you got, TV!
Kent Brockman:Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield,
it's The Simpsons Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!
Featuring the Waylon Smithers Dancers and the Springfield Baggy Pants Players!
And now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "cancelled": The Simpsons!
The Simpsons:Come along and bring the family!
Come along and join the fun!
Come along and join the family!
Join the fam'ly Simpson!
Roll call!
Marge:Remember me? My name is Marge,
The TV mom whose hair is large!
Bart:Step back, Mom, it's Bart's turn now,
Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
"Lisa":I'm Lisa, peppy, blond and stunning,
Sophomore, prom queen five years running!
Gooooooooooo Lisa!
Bart:Wait a minute! Whoa, whoa, stop the music! Where's Dad?
"Lisa":Here he is!
Homer:I'm hiding from th-th-th-the ghost!
Marge:Ghost? What ghost?
Homer:B-B-Before the show, you said we were having a special ghost tonight.
Marge:I said we were having a special guest tonight: Mr. Tim Conway!
Homer:What's a Tim Conway?
Tim Conway:Oh, about 120 pounds.
The Simpsons:It's The Simpsons Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!
Marge:Inflation, trade defecit, horrible war atrocities.
How are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?
Homer:Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.
Marge:Christian love?
Homer:No,,CANDY! Sweet sweet candy!
I want candy!
Marge:But don't you wanna end world famine?
Bart:I want candy!
Marge:Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?
"Lisa":I want candy!
Marge:Well, if you won't think of society's ills...
Homer, Bart and "Lisa":I want candy!
Marge:At least, think of our dentist bills!
Bart and "Lisa":Gotta new dance and it goes like this,
And the name of the dance is the Peppermint Twist.
Yeah!
Jasper:Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli-lollipop,
Lollipop.
Ow.
Smithers:Crack that whip!
Licorice whip!
I said, Whip it!
Licorice whip!
All:We want candy!
We want candy!
CANDY!
专辑信息
1.We Put the Spring in Springfield
2.Union Strike Folk Song, Pt. 1-2
3.The Garbageman
4.Can I Borrow a Feeling?
5.The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield
6.Canyonero
7.Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase:The Simpson family Smile-Time Vari
8."The Simpsons" Main Title
9.Lisa's Sax: Those Were The Days/"WB's Proud To Present" Theme
10.All Singing, All Dancing: "Gonna Paint Our Wagon" Theme and re
11.Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) Cious: Turkey In
12.Cut Every Corner
13.A Boozehound Name Barney
14.Happy Just the Way We Are
15."Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) Cious" End Credits ...
16.Cash and Cary
17.(Meet) The Flinstones
18.Underwater Wonderland
19.Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns
20.The Field of Excellence
21."The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show" Theme
22.Poochie Rap Song
23.The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson: No Regards/You're Checkin'
24."Quimby" Campaign Commercial
25."The Simpsons" End Credits Theme
26.Trash of the Titans: Before The Garbage Man!/The Garbageman
27.Everyone Loves Ned Flanders ("The Adventurs of Ned Flanders" Theme)
28."Scorpio" End Credits
29."Chief Wiggum, P.I." Main Title
30."The Love-Matic Grampa" Main Title
31.In Marge We Trust: Klang And Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme and Logo
32."Krusty the Clown" Main Title
33.Cape Fear: Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding T
34.Mr. Plow
35."Kamp Krusty" Theme Song
36.Plow King
37.The Simpsons' End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version)
38.Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
39.Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
40."Ya-Hoo" Main Title
41.The Land of Chocolate
42."Skinner and the Superintendent" Theme
43.Presidents' Song
44.The Star Spangled Banner
45.Talkin' Softball
46.Like Father, Like Clown: A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing
47.Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds ("McBain" End Credits)
48.You're Gonna Like Me (The Habbo Song)
49.We Love to Smoke
50.Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme
51.Señor Burns
52.Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers