We Put the Spring in Springfield

Homer:My friends, stop!!

Homer:Sure, we could tear this house down...

NO!! MY FRIENDS, STOP!!!! Lemme finish. We could tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.

The Song:You could close down Moe's,

Or the Kwik-E-Mart,

And nobody would care,

But the heart and soul

Of Springfield's in

Our Maison Derriere

Belle:We're the sauce on your steak,

We're the cheese in your cake,

We put the "Spring" in Springfield

Dancing Girl 1:We're the lace on the nightgown,

Dancing Girl 2:The point after touchdown,

Belle and Dancing Girls:Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield

Belle:We're that little extra spice

That makes existence extra nice,

A giddy little thrill

At a reasonable price

Reverend Lovejoy:Our only major quarrel's

With your total lack of morals

Dancing Girl 3:Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,

Dancing Girl 4:They seem to entertain your dad

Belle and Dancing Girls:The gin in your martini,

The clams on your linguine,

Yes we keep the

In Springfield

Chief Wiggum, Krusty, and Seymour Skinner:We remember our first visit,

Mayor Quimby:The service was exquisite

Martha Quimby:(talking) Why Joseph, I had no idea!

Mayor Quimby:(talking) Come on now, you were working here!

Grampa and Jasper:Without it we'd have had no fun

Since March of 1961

Bart:To shut it down now would be twisted,

Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney:We just heard this place existed

Dancing Girls:We're the highlights in your hairdo,

Apu:The extra arms on Vishnu,

Dancing Girls:So don't take the

Mob:We won't take the

Everyone:Yes, let's keep the

In Springfield

Flanders:Well, I'm convinced. The house stays!