Off to Massachusetts

Beth: If you say “Come with me off to Massachusetts”

Then to Massachusetts we will go

We will buy dishes there, maybe even two sets

Buy the finest china

Then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes...

Mr. Laurence: Well, go on!

Beth: We will build model boats off in Massachusetts

There in Massachusetts by the bay

Put them together and wait until the glue sets...

Mr. Laurence: What's the matter now?

Beth: I don’t remember the rest, sir.

Mr. Laurence: While we wait, we'll polka for the folk along the parapets!

Beth: Off-

Mr. Laurence: To Massachusetts

Beth: Yes, we're off-

Mr. Laurence: To where the shops are sweet

Both: We will play minuets off in Massachusetts

Boston, Massachusetts, Beacon Street!

Mr. Laurence: If you say "Come with me off to Massachusetts"

Beth: If you say “Come with me”

Both: Then to Massachusetts we will go

Mr. Laurence: We will buy dishes there, maybe even two sets

Beth: We will buy dishes there

Both: Buy the finest china then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes

Beth: Off-

Mr. Laurence: Yes we're off-

Both: To Massachusetts!

Beth: Yes we're off-

Mr. Laurence: Yes, we're off-

Both: To where the shops are sweet!

We will have no regrets off in Massachusetts

Mr. Laurence: Boston, Massachusetts we-

Beth: Boston, Massachusetts we-

Both: Boston, Massachusetts we repeat!