Beam Me Up Scotty

You know they say who, who is Nicki Minaj?

You know I'm like a multiple personality bitch

Like, you know, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm a ninja, I'm a boss

I'm, I'm the Harajuku Barbie!

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, moan and groan

Admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, -mit it, -mit it, -mit it

I just heard that I was the baddest in the town

So I came down and had to pick up my crown

Went to Taiwan and had to pick up my wand

Now everybody wanna pick up my sound

Baddest underground since Harriet Tub

That's why when I come around they hurry and run

And I know it ain't math but I carry the one

Got a couple body guards that'll carry the guns

Yao Ming, I'mma need a couple Asians

Sayonara, bitches, on a Kawasaki blazin'

Ayo, Rihanna, gotta come up off dem bajans

Call Wyclef, I'm a need a couple Haitians

Now where my West Indies?

Where the **** my curry chicken and my rice and peas?

My madda cunt Trinis

My Jamaican bod gal, all my Guyanese?

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, moan and groan

Admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, -mit it, -mit it, -mit it

I just found out that I was doper than Amy

Winehouse, maybe

Fresh out the navy

Fresher then a daisy

Used to be on Baisley

Young money bunny bitch please say the baby

Please stop callin' me, I'm such a rock star

Assalam alaikum, where the **** is Akbar?

Give 'em my keys, tell 'em valet my car

B's pon da wheels, you can see them from far

Now all I need is a real mandingo

Gimme good uhh and distribute my single

Bootleg the mixtape out in Nigeria

Hit up Amadu, he can meet the criteria

If he work da middle like a mohawk, tell'em he can meet me where dem girls say aloha

See I got da first class pussy and he use to give me Coacha

Real good chocha, **** is my chauffeur?

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, moan and groan

Admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, -mit it, -mit it, -mit it

Ahh, beam me up, Scotty

My wa-wa wine

My wine is too dutty

C'yeah, beam me up, Scotty

My wa-ba wine

My wine is too dutty

One, two, buckle my shoe

No one on the corner has swagger like I do

Keep a two-two, get wetter then boo-hoo

Keep a couple stacks inside of my loo-loo

Excuse me, I'm sorry

I got the 45 special, don't worry

Cause I'm cooler than a bloodclaat flurry

I like mi chicken and mi goat with curry(yeah)

Now, where my West Indies?

Where the **** my curry chicken and my rice and peas?

My madda cunt Trinis

My Jamaican bad gal, all my Guyanese?

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, moan and groan

Admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, -mit it, -mit it, -mit it

Ahh, beam me up, Scotty

My wa-wa wine

My wine is too dutty

C'yeah, beam me up, Scotty

My wa-ba wine

My wine is too dutty

Now tell admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, moan and groan

Admit it, me say me moan and groan

Admit it, -mit it, -mit it, -mit it