What Happened Ponyville?

I heard Ponyville was rather quaint

Far away from intolerance and hate

First day here and everything's great

'til a pink bouncing mare popped a cannon in my face

From the Ursa Minor and Nightmare moon

To Discord's dancing trees

Why did nopony warn me of the hospital fees

Of residents living next to the Elements of Harmony

What happened Ponyville?

I just wanted some peace and quiet

I've almost had my fill

Of these incessant parties and riots

What happened Ponyville?

I just wanted some peace and quiet

I've almost had my fill

Of these crazy parties and riots

I'd like to move back to Canterlot

Leave my new home here to rot

But something here seems promising

From the musical numbers to the apple farming

But why is it when evil strikes

A travelling magic actor Everfree spikes

The Princess doesn't put a hoof in

She leaves it up to the local living pony rainbow cannon

What happened Ponyville?

I just wanted some peace and quiet

I've almost had my fill

Of these incessant parties and riots

What happened Ponyville?

I just wanted some peace and quiet

I've almost had my fill

Of these crazy parties and riots

Goodnight, Ponyville.