The Most Offensive Song Ever

Howdy Ho

The Virgin Mary was sleeping

When Angel Gabriel appeared

He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."

and Mary thought that was weird.

Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.

I blew a guy last year."

But then Gabriel said to Mary,

"My child, have no fear."

Cause, you can suck all the **** you want

and still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the **** you want

and still not be considered flawed.

Although you went to town and sucked some s***n down

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive.

But they were so very tired, you see,

And Mary had to offer a bribe.

Since she had no money,

How would she pay for a place to sleep?

Gabriel appeared to Mary

And told her not to weep.

'Cause you can suck all the **** you want

and still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the **** you want

and still be the mother of Christ.

If there's no room at the inn,

then it's not considered a sin

so suck my **** and get the **** away!(laughs)

Then, three wise men did appear

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such

They said that they had followed a star

And missed a woman's touch

Mary thought she might pleasure them

But could not take them to bed.

But again, Gabriel appeared to her

And this is what he said:

"You can suck all the **** you want,

and still be a virgin, Mary."

You can suck all the **** you want

Every one in the nation.

F******o ain't no sin.

Go on and blow those Three Wise Men

And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

You can suck all the **** you want

and still be a virgin, Mary.

The donkey and the ox and the lambs

And even the little drummer boy

folks will remember your name quick.

They'll say "Damn, that ***** could suck a ****!"

'Cause sucking **** brings peace on Earth and joy.

'Cause sucking **** brings peace on Earth and joy.(you can suck my b***s)