Christmas Time In Hell

Well I'll tell you what..

Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here

Come on everyone, gather around!

String up the lights and light up the tree

We're gonna make some revelry

Spirits are high so I can tell It's Christmas time in Hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by

There's lots of demon toys to buy

The snow is falling, and all is well It's Christmas time in Hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham

After he has *** with it he'll eat up all he can

And there goes John F. Kennedy carolling with his son

Reunited for the holidays

God bless us everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow

Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell

It's Christmas time in Hell!

Satan:Adolf,here's a present for you

Hitler:Oh,du tannenbaum!

Satan:Yes,du tannenbaum

God cast me down from Heaven's door to rule in Hell for evermore

But now I'm kinda glad that I fell 'Cause it's Christmas time in Hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan

Michael Landon's hair looks swell

It's Christmas time in Hell!

There's Princess Diana ,holding burning mistletoe

Over poor Gene Siskel's head,Just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning

And the flames are not so thick

All the screaming and the torture stops

As we wait for Old Saint Nick!

So, string up the lights and light up the tree

We're damned for all eternity

But for just one day, all is well

It's Christmas time in Hell!

Get a toast together and make it quick

We've gotta make room for Andy ****

Wake his mother and ring the bell

It's Christmas time..(Christmas time..)

It's Christmas time in Hell!

Merry Christmas,Movie house!