歌词
Chris**asIn the silly
为师听说
Middle East
傻缺中东没有生蛋节
No trees, no snow, no
没有树 没有雪
Santa Claus
也没有生蛋老人
They have different religious beliefs
因为他们信仰不一样
They believe in
他们只信
MuhammadAnd not in our holiday
木耳哈摸的而且不过我们的节
And so every
所以
DecemberI go to the
每个冬天为师都要去
Middle East and say
中东然后 对他们 是无哦说
Hey there,
Mr. Muslim
木耳死林先森
Merry f****n'
Chris**asPut down that book, '
生蛋节快乐
The Koran'
把你的放下
And hear some holiday wishes
听听为师的节日祝福
In case you haven't noticed
难道你不晓得
It's Jesus'
今天是叶酥的
BirthdaySo get off your heathen
生日
Muslim Ass
所以快滚你的的蛋
And f****n' celebrate
去家庆祝庆祝
There is no holiday season
在印度那鬼地方
In India,
没有寒假
I've heard
我听说的
They don't hang up their stockings
他们不把袜子挂墙上
And that is just absurd
这简直是扯淡
They've never read a
他们从来不看
Chris**as story
生蛋故事
They don't know what
他们不晓得
Rudolph is about
鲁道夫是哪根吊
And that's why in
所以每个冬天
DecemberI'll go to
为师都要去
India and shout
印度 吼一嗓砸
Hey there,
Mr. Hinduist
印度阿三
Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快乐
Chris**asDrink egg nog, and eat some beef
喝些蛋蛋酒 吃些牛排排
And pass it to the
给你老婆也来些
MissusIn case you haven't noticed
难道你不晓得
It's Jesus's
今天是叶酥的生日
BirthdaySo get off your heathen
所以快滚你的的蛋
Hindu assAnd f****n' celebrate
去家庆祝庆祝
Now I heard that in
为师还听说
JapanEveryone just lives in sin
日本人都生活在罪恶中
They pray to several
他们向几个老司机祈祷
GodsAnd put needles in their skin
把针往身上扎
On December twenty-fifth
每年生蛋节
All they do is eat a cake
他们只是和蛋糕口X
And that is why
这就是为毛
I'll go to
我要去日本
JapanAnd walk around and say
走一走 然后 是无哦说
Hey there,
Mr. S*intoist
信神道的
Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快乐
Chris**asGod is gonna kick your ass
上帝正要来肛你
You infidelic pagan scum
你个白痴
In case you haven't noticed
难道你不知道
There's festive things to do
我们有一大堆事要庆祝
So let's all rejoice for
来给叶酥庆生然后
JesusAnd Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代
Chris**as to you
全家都生蛋快乐
On Chris**as
生 蛋 节 的那一天
Day, I travel 'round the world and say
为师环游世界 然后 是无哦说
Taoists, Krishna's,
道士牛鼻子 奎师那信徒
Buddhists and all you atheists too
你们这些
Merry f****n'
祝你祖宗十八代
Chris**as to you
全家都生蛋快乐
Thank you,
(鼓掌)
Mr. Hat
谢谢你 帽子先生
专辑信息
1.The Lonely Jew On Christmas
2.Merry ****ing Christmas
3.Swiss Colony Beef Log
4.Dead, Dead, Dead
5.Carol Of The Bells
6.I Saw Three Ships
7.It Happened In Sun Valley
8.Christmas Time In Hell
9.What The Hell Child Is This?
10.Santa Claus Is On His Way
11.Hark The Herald Angels Sing
12.Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
13.The Most Offensive Song Ever
14.We Three Kings
15.Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
16.O Holy Night
17.Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo