歌词
It\'s hard to be a Jew on Christmas
圣诞小犹太,孤独又无奈
My Friends won\'t let me join in any games..
伙伴都在玩,却把我抛开
And I can\'t sing Christmas songs
吟唱不了圣诞歌
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
装扮不了圣诞树
Or leave water out for Rudolph
院子里没有水留给红鼻子鲁道夫喝
cos there\'s something wrong with me..
因为我是犹太人啊…
My people don\'t believe in Jesus Christ\'s divinity..
我们的人不相信耶稣基督
I\'m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
圣诞小犹太,孤独又无奈,在圣诞节徘徊
我们的光明节其实也不赖,可是为什么…
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
圣诞老人不肯在我家留步?
That Santa passes over my house every year?
没有美味的火腿,(犹太人不吃猪肉)
And instead of eating Ham
只有犹太食物;
I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..
没有安静祥和的圣诞夜,
Instead of Silent Night
只有我孤独唱着犹太歌曲。
I\'m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
他妈的咋回事
And what the **** is up
为毛有那么多蜡烛啊,告诉我啊!
With lighting all these ******* Candles, tell me please?
圣诞小犹太,孤独又无奈
I\'m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
我本该快乐过圣诞,但我却是个小犹太
I can\'t be merry, cos I\'m hebrew.. on Christmas
嘿,小男孩。我帮不了你,可你听我说吧
你感觉快乐的圣诞节排斥你
Hey Little Boy, I can\'t help but hear,
但你其实不该这样难过
You\'re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
因为这个月,你应该庆幸
But i\'ve come to see that you shouldn\'t be sad
圣诞小犹太,你应该开怀
\'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
季节不会困扰你
你既不用表现成乖乖小白兔,又不用捐钱做慈善
Because it\'s nice to be a Jew on Christmas
你不用和你的酒鬼一家,去拜访你奶奶
You don\'t have to deal with the season at all..
我也不用坐在那些假圣诞老人的腿上(圣诞惯例,做圣诞老人腿上说心愿)
You don\'t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
不用忍受他恶心的口臭
You don\'t have to go to grandma\'s house with your alcoholic family..
对,你是个小犹太,酷酷的小犹太!
And I don\'t have to sit on some fake Santa\'s lap
在烦人的圣诞节,当个犹太人多好啊!
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That\'s right! You\'re a Jew, a Stylin\' Jew..
It\'s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
专辑信息
1.The Lonely Jew On Christmas
2.Merry ****ing Christmas
3.Swiss Colony Beef Log
4.Dead, Dead, Dead
5.Carol Of The Bells
6.I Saw Three Ships
7.It Happened In Sun Valley
8.Christmas Time In Hell
9.What The Hell Child Is This?
10.Santa Claus Is On His Way
11.Hark The Herald Angels Sing
12.Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
13.The Most Offensive Song Ever
14.We Three Kings
15.Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
16.O Holy Night
17.Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo