Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends

Margaritas at the Holiday Inn

Oh have mercy my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on

I know what happens when she drinks Patron

Her closets missing half the things she bought

[01:23.81][00:42.85]Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

[00:49.63]She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

[00:54.20]Lose an earring in her drink

[00:58.87]Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

[01:04.02]Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long

If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on

She might come home in a tablecloth

She can handle any champagne brunch

A bridal shower with Bacardi punch

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She don't mean nothin'

She's just havin' fun

Tomorrow she' ll say oh what have I done

Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost

[02:42.91]Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off