The Negative

Becky: Jenna, time to pee on a stick.

Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.

Becky: Come on honey, you've waited long enough

Becky, Dawn: Get to it and do it!

Jenna: Wh- okay, girls! Enough!

Becky, Dawn: You know what we mean

Dawn: I hope you drank enough this morning

Becky: Come on, sweetie, it's better to know

We'll be right here with you, so...

Dawn: It's no or it's yes

But either way you gotta take the test

Becky: A squat and a squeeze

A prayer and a please

It's nothing

Dawn: A stick and a line

Jenna: Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky

Becky, Dawn: A pot and a piss

Here we go, sis

And we'll keep our focus on

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: The negative!

Becky: Read the instructions.

Dawn: (Read in spanish)

Becky: English!

Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.

Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.

Jenna: How's I ever get myself in this mess?

One drunk night in that stupid red dress

Dawn: Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.

Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!

Dawn: Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?

What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow! Miraculous luck!

Becky: Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected f-

Jenna: Funny how one night can ruin your whole life

Becky, Dawn: Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says

Jenna: I'm already panicked!

Becky: Just calm down, Godammit!

Dawn: Maybe it'll all be fine

Becky, Dawn: Maybe there'll be just one line

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Come on, negative!

Dawn: I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?

Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.

Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Focus on the negative!

Becky: This will all be alright

Dawn: It was only one night

Jenna: Someone send me a sign

Becky, Dawn: One line

Jenna, Becky, Dawn: One line

Becky, Dawn: That means the test is ready

This is it...

Jenna: ...****