歌词
I pounded on a farmhouse
Lookin' for a place to stay
I was mighty, mighty tired
I had come a long, long way
I said, "Hey, hey, in there
Is there anybody home ?
I was standin' on the steps
Feelin' must alone
Well, out comes a farmer
He must have thought that I was nuts
He immediately looked at me
And stuck a gun into my guts
I fell down
To my bended knees
Saying, "I dig farmers
Don't shoot me please"
He cocked his rifle
And began to shout
"You're that travelin' salesman
That I have heard about"v I said, "No ! No ! No !
I'm a doctor and it's true
I'm a clean-cut kid
And I been to college too".
Then in comes his daughter
Whose name was Rita
She looked like she stepped out of
La Dolce Vita
I immediately tried to cool it
With her dad
And told him what a
Nice, pretty farm he had
He said, "What do doctors
Know about farms, pray tell ?"
I said, "I was born
At the bottom of a wishing well".
Well, by the dirt 'neath my nails
I guess he knew I wouldn't lie
He said "I guess, you're tired"
He said, kinds sly
I said, "Yes, ten thousand miles
Today I drove"
He said, "I got a bed for you
Underneath the stove
Just one condition
You got to sleep right now
That you don't touch my daughter
And in the morning, milk the cow".
I was sleepin' like a rat
When I heard something jerkin'
There stood Rita
Lookin' just like Tony Perkins
She said, "Would you like to take a shower ?
I'll show you up to the door"
I said, "Oh, no, no
I've been through this movie before
I knew I had to split
But I didn't know how
When she said,
"Would you like to take that shower now ?"
Well, I couldn't leave
Unless the old man chased me out
'Cause I'd already promised
That I'd milk his cows
I had to say something
To strike him very weird
So I yelled out
"I like Fidel Castro and his beard"
Rita looked offended
But she got out of the way
As he came charging down the stairs
Sayin', "What's that I heard you say ?"
I said, "I like Fidel Castrov I think you heard me right"
And I ducked as he swung
At me with all his might
Rita mumbled something
'Bout her mother on the hill
As his fist hit the icebox
He said he's going to kill me
If I don't get out of the door
In two seconds flat
"Your unpatriotic
Rotten doctor Commie rat".
Well, he threw a Reader's Digest
At my head and I did run
I did a somersault
As I seen him get his gun
And chrashed through the window
At a hundred miles an hour
And landed fully blast
In his garden flowers
Rita said, "Come back"
As he started to load
The sun was comin' up
And I was runnin' down the road.
Well, I don't figure I'll be back
There for a spell
Even though Rita moved away
And got a job in a motel
He still waits for me
Constant on the sky
He wants to turn me in
To the FBI
Me, I romp and stomping
Thankful as a romp
Without freedom of speech
I might be in the swamp.
专辑信息
16.Saved
17.Silver Bells
23.Highlands
39.Mississippi
40.Idiot Wind
43.Sara
47.Lenny Bruce
51.Slow Train
52.Stage Fright
65.Moonlight
70.Minstrel Boy
73.Tin Angel
75.Dirge
82.Alberta #2
85.Blue Moon
90.Three Angels
92.Cry A While
96.Lone Pilgrim
97.Billy 7
98.Belle Isle
103.Roll On John
104.Country Pie
105.Shenandoah
107.One More Weekend
108.Handy Dandy
112.You Angel You
114.Jack-A-Roe
115.Billy 4
116.Woogie Boogie
117.Are You Ready
119.Trouble
120.Jet Pilot
121.Isis (live)
123.Oxford Town
124.Gates Of Eden
126.When He Returns
128.Honest With Me
133.Tempest
138.God Knows
141.Gospel Plow
142.A Fool Such As I
143.Two Soldiers
144.Final Theme
145.Little Sadie
147.Saving Grace
148.Shake Shake Mama
150.Abandoned Love
158.Nettie Moore
160.Dignity
163.New Morning
164.2 X 2
165.Highway 51 Blues
168.I And I
170.Masters Of War
181.Lay, Lady, Lay
182.Turkey Chase
183.Jolene
186.To Ramona
188.Brownsville Girl
189.Scarlet Town
192.Percy's Song
193.Forever Young
196.Outlaw Blues
199.I Want You
207.Born In Time
209.Canadee-I-O
212.Ring Them Bells
214.License To Kill
215.Down The Highway
218.Bye And Bye
220.Clean Cut Kid
221.Idiot Wind
226.Unbelievable
228.Blackjack Davey
230.Masters Of War
235.Narrow Way
240.Alberta #1
241.Life Is Hard
242.Heart Of Mine
243.Precious Angel
245.Black Crow Blues
247.New Pony
248.I Want You
250.Isis
252.Tombstone Blues
253.Dirt Road Blues
255.You're No Good
256.Lily Of The West
258.Odds and Ends
259.World Gone Wrong
261.Frankie & Albert
263.Shot Of Love
269.Tombstone Blues
270.Duquesne Whistle
272.Love Sick
274.Wigwam
278.The Boxer
283.Dignity
284.Christmas Island
287.Quinn The Eskimo
288.Series Of Dreams
289.The First Noel
291.Song to Woody
292.Tears of Rage
293.Diamond Joe
296.Sugar Baby
299.Wedding Song
301.Living The Blues
303.Caribbean Wind
309.Shooting Star
311.It's All Good
314.Tombstone Blues
315.Po' Boy
317.Dark Eyes
318.Can't Wait
320.Bessie Smith
321.Under Your Spell
322.One More Night
323.Silvio
325.What Good Am I?
326.Dear Landlord
327.Big Yellow Taxi
329.Lo and Behold!
330.Stack A Lee
331.Let It Be Me
332.Hard Times
333.In The Garden
337.Up to Me
340.Desolation Row
344.Not Dark Yet
347.If Dogs Run Free
348.10.000 Men
349.Most Of The Time
350.Drifter's Escape
351.Mary Ann
352.Forever Young
354.Delia
356.Little Maggie
357.Pressing On
360.I Want You
361.Union Sundown
365.Maggie's Farm
366.Trust Yourself
370.Joey
372.Peggy Day
374.Winterlude
377.Fixin' to Die
378.Mr. Bojangles
382.River Theme
385.Solid Rock
386.Forgetful Heart
387.Man Of Peace
390.Someday Baby
391.Lay, Lady, Lay
392.John Brown
394.Joey
395.Oh, sister
396.Maybe Someday
397.Pay In Blood
402.Hazel
403.Blood in My Eyes
404.Bunkhouse Theme
406.Days Of 49
410.License To Kill
411.Baby Stop Crying
413.Oh, Sister
415.4th Time Around
418.From a Buick 6
419.Million Miles
420.Sally Sue Brown
423.Sarah Jane
424.Tough Mama
426.Ragged & Dirty
427.Billy 1
429.Covenant Woman
433.Oh, Sister
435.Maggie's Farm
436.I and I
437.I Believe In You
438.Summer Days
441.No Time to Think
444.Mozambique
455.Love Henry
456.Jim Jones
460.Maggie's Farm
461.Pledging My Time
463.Shooting Star
464.They Killed Him
466.If Not for You
467.Political World
468.Jokerman
470.Maggie's Farm
472.Slow Train
474.Hurricane
475.You Wanna Ramble
479.Lay Lady Lay
486.The Shape I'm In
489.Ruben Remus
490.When You Awake
491.Tiny Montgomery
493.The Weight
499.Endless Highway