Tramp

* the original version

What'd ya call me?

[yo yo d yo check out them girls over there man

? ready you down? let's roll on 'em

You wid it? come on let's do it

Hey a yeah my name's hurby luv bug this is my man d

We're checkin' y'all out we know y'all were checking us out

So we said hey what the hell just roll on over but...

Y'all wanna come down over to the crib?

A little place i got over there in the hills

Ya know, fat jacuzzi... we can get busy]

Homegirls, attention you must pay

So listen close to what i say

Don't take this a simple rhyme

Cuz this type of thing happens all the time

Now what would you do if a stranger said hi?

Would you dis him or would you reply?

If you answer there is a chance

That you'd become a victim of circumstance

Am i right, fellas? tell the truth

Or else i'm-a have to show and prove

You are what you are, i am what i am

It just so happens that most men are...

Tramp (what'd ya call me?)

[mmmm-hmmm, babe, i ain't gonna lie - you look good

I know it - i look good, too

But why don't you and me and my dog

Go do the do]

Have you ever seen a dude who's stupid and rude?

Whenever he's around he dogs your mood

I know a guy like that, girl

He thinks he's god's gift to the world

You know that kind, excited all the time

With nothing but *** on the mind

I'm no stunt, on me he can't front

I know the real deal, i know what they want

It's me (why?) because i'm so ***y

It's me (what?) don't touch my body! (boy!)

Cuz you see i ain't no skeezer

But on a real tip i think he's a...

Tramp (what'd ya call me?)

[huh, what? hey, whoa, wait a minute...

It's not what it looks like, baby, just chill

Wait a minute, where you goin'?

I'm tryin' to tell you it ain't exactly...

Look, what are you doin' with that bat?]

On the first date he thought i was a dummy

He had the nerve to tell me he loved me

But of course, i knew it was a lie, y'all

He undressed me with his eye*****

Trying to change the whole su**ect

Cuz everything he said pertained to ***

So i dissed him, i said, \"you's a sucker!

Get your dirty mind out the gutter

You ain't gettin' paid, you ain't knockin' boots

You ain't treating me like no **********\"

Then i walked away, he called me a teaser

You're on a mission, kid - yo, he's a...

Tramp (what'd ya call me?)

[yo, baby, come here for a second

I ain't your baby, tramp

You sick little...

Oh yeah? your sister]

Tramp