Batman Maybe

I rang your Wayne Manor bell

Your secrets I'll never tell

But tings aren't going so well

Oh yeah and by the way

This Harvey Dent Day is crap

I know that you took the wrap

It's been eight years and no bat

And so I gotta say

Your dread was holding

Smoke bombs you were throwing

Dark Knight cape was flowing

What the hell you doing lately?!

Hey when I met you

It was crazy

A Lamborghini

And two hot ladies

You tried to look like-you were happy!

But you were Batman

And really angry

Hey when I met you

and you were crazy

You drove a Tumbler

Through Gotham City

And all the orphan boys

Tried to haze me

I know you're batman

So stop being lazy

[Tumbler是蝙蝠车的名字]

They say you're pissing in jars

You got long nails and weird scars

And that you don't drive your cars

So yeah and by the way

I think this cat lady steals

She's doing back flips in heels

Acting like it's no big deal

And did I mention bane

His fame is growing

Weird mask，muscles showing

Almost killed Jim Gordon

What do you gonna do about it?!

Hey when I met you

It was crazy

You drove a Tumbler

In Gotham City

It's hard to walk right-With a bad knee

So see a doctor

A leg brace maybe

Hey when I met you

You were crazy

You used a sky hook

To kidnap Chinese

This Harvey Dent Day

It don't phaze me

We need the Batman

So quit being lazy

Before you were the Dark Knight

Gotham was so bad

It was so bad

I mean like so so bad

Before you were the Dark Knight

Gotham was so bad

Now we miss Batman

So just be back Batman!

It's hard to fight crime-From the east wing

So ride your bat pod

And shoot the gun thing

you were crazy

You drove a Tumbler

Through Gotham City

And all the orphan boys

Tried to haze me

I know you're batman

So stop being lazy

Before this Bane guy steals your cash

Shave your mustache

Shave off your mustache

Just shave off your mustache

Don't put on the Batman mask with a mustache

Just shave your mustache

There is no 'Bat-man-stache