歌词
Master Of The House
Sacha Baron Cohen
我这帮酒虫
My band of soaks
我这窝色鬼
My den of dissolutes
我那些荤段子，我那伙烂醉友
My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts.
我这群荡妇养的杂种，成天在我旅店里鬼混
My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn,
小信鸽要飞回家
Homing pigeons homing in,
翩翩飞进来，四脚爬出去
They fly through my doors.
先生请坐
请随便坐
Welcome,monsieur!
见过全城最好的旅店老板
Sit yourself down.
其他老板，都是骗子
And meet the best innkeeper in town.
一手敲竹杠 一手做假账
As for the rest all of them crooks,
哪儿能找到，我这样的老实人
Rooking the guests and cooking the books.
心地善良的好绅士，甘心做一位
Seldom do you see,honest men like me!
旅店主任，最会讨人喜爱
A gent of good intent who's content to be.
随时随地跟人握手击掌
Master of the House! Doling out the charm
说个荤段子，搞些小热闹
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
谁能不喜欢，快乐开心人
Tells a saucy tale Creates a little stir
乐于帮朋友
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
和气不要钱
Glad to do a friend a favour!
可天下哪有白食，啥没有个价码
Doesn't cost me to be nice
旅店主人，动物园管理员
But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price!
帮你减负担，我来背铜板
Master of the House! Keeper of the zoo!
酒里兑点水
Ready to relieve them of a sou or two
分量多算点
Watering the wine
趁人喝烂醉，顺走小玩意
Making up the weight
人人都爱店老板
Picking up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight
所有人的好朋友
Everybody loves a landlord
先讨他们欢心，老天，再把他们吸干净
Everybody's bosom friend!
旅店主人，引你注意不错目
I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
从不让路人过门而不入
Master of the House! Quick to catch yer eye!
穷人的仆佣 权贵的管家
Never wants a passer-by to pass him by!
知心人，哲学家，终生好朋友
Servant to the poor Butler to the great
每个人的至交，所有人的伙伴
Comforter, philosopher and life-long mate!
别忘了锁好皮包，老天啊！免得我偷光光
Everybody's boon companion! Everybody's chaperone!
饭菜无与伦比！饭菜难以置信
But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
放进绞肉机，就成牛肉啦
Food beyond compare! Food beyond belief!
马的肾，猫的肝
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
香肠里总得加点啥
Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat
欢迎长住旅客
Filling up the sausages with this and that!
婚礼套房客满
Residents are more than welcome!
收费合理，附加些额外费用
Bridal suite is occupied!
虱子收点费，老鼠加点钱
Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side!
镜子照两次，收费加两分，交出来！
Charge them for the lice Extra for the mice
这里揩点油，那里减点料
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
睡觉关窗户，还要加三分
Here a little slice There a little cut
说到抬价格
Three per cent for sleeping with the window shut!
他的把戏才真多
When it comes to fixing prices
且看价格涨，积少成了多
There are lots of tricks he knows!
天啊！涨得多带劲
How it all increases! All them bits and pieces!
我梦想过白马王子
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
可万能的主啊，你看我摊上了谁
“旅店主人，我呸都懒得呸！”
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
知心人，哲学家，终生大粪渣
But, God almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
坏水小脑袋，堪比伏尔泰
"Master of the House" isn't worth my spit!
自以为情场高手，其实是绣花枕头
Comforter, philosopher, and life-long ****!
造化实在弄人，把我配给这蠢货
Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire!
天晓得我怎么跟这混蛋 一起过日子
Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there
旅店主人，都是放屁
What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse!
知心人，哲学家，别说笑话了
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
穷人的仆佣，权贵的管家
Master of the House! Master and a half!
伪君子，哈巴狗和烂酒鬼
Comforter, philosopher! Don't make me laugh!
人人保佑店老板，人人保佑他老婆
Servant to the poor Butler to the great
大家都举杯
Hypocrite, and toady, and inebriate
举到店主人屁股里吧
Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse!
大家都为旅店主人举杯吧
Everybody raise a glass!
Raise it up the master's arse!
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
专辑信息
4.Stars
13.Who Am I?
17.The Bargain
18.Suddenly
19.The Convent
21.The Robbery
23.In My Life
31.The Sewers
33.Turning
37.Suddenly
38.The Wedding