歌词
Alanis Morissette - Ironic
讽刺
有个老人今年九十八岁
An old man turned ninety-eight
他中了乐透但是隔天就翘了
He won the lottery and died the next day
就像是一杯法国红酒里有只黑苍蝇
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像是迟了二分钟的死刑赦免
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
实在是很讽刺．．．不是吗？
Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算
Who would've thought... it figures
安全第一先生很怕坐飞机
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
有一天他收拾了行李跟孩子们吻别
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他等了整整一辈子终於要来坐这趟飞机
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
当飞机失事坠毁的当下，他心里想
And as the plane crashed down he thought
「喔，这真好啊！」
'Well isn't this nice...
这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗？
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算
Who would've thought... it figures
我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
当你认为一切都没有问题，事情进行都很顺利的时候
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
当你觉得你倒楣到家，一切都已经在你眼前搞砸了的时候
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face
你已经迟到了还交通堵塞
A traffic jam when you're already late
你可以休息抽菸，偏偏禁止吸菸
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
就像是有上万支汤匙但你需要的是刀子
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像是终於遇见你的梦中王子
It's meeting the man of my dreams
同时还看到他身旁的美丽妻子
And then meeting his beautiful wife
这还真讽刺‧‧‧你不觉得吗？
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
有点太讽刺了‧‧‧是啊，我相信
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算
Who would've thought... it figures
生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
帮你一把
Helping you out
专辑信息
5.Eez-Eh
6.Time
7.Rainbow
10.Lazaretto
11.Red Eyes
16.Your Song
18.Ironic
19.Right Here
20.Video Girl
23.Boom Clap
28.Angels
31.Bang Bang
33.Faith
34.Poker Face
35.Maggie May
37.Superheroes
45.Air Balloon
48.Patience
51.Everywhere
54.Let It Go
55.Budapest
58.All Of Me
59.Ghost
60.Chandelier
63.Stay With Me