Crack A Bottle

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen

The moment you've all been waiting for ..

In this corner : weighing 175 pounds'

with a record of 17 rapes' 400 assaults' and 4 murders'

the undisputed' most diabolic villain in the world :

Slim Shady!

So crack a bottle' let your body waddle

Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto

O-oh o-oh' ******* hopping in my Tahoe

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?

I noticed there’s so many of them

and there’s really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my butt is kicking up dust.

It’s on till the break of dawn

And we’re starting this party from dusk

OK .. let's go

Back when Andre' the giant' mister elephant tusk

Fix your must' you'll just be another one bit the dust

Just one up my mothers son who got thrown under the bus

Kiss my butt. Lick from under cheese from under my ****

It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks

Its a must I redeem my name 'n' haters get mushed.

B*****s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.

Fist the cut. The lady give her eighty some paper cut.

Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought

Cuz when I spit the verse the s**t

Gets worse and worse cuz your soft

If I could fit the words as picture perfect' works every time

Every verse' every line' as simple as nursery rhymes

Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room.

I venture to say with the center of attention its true

Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal

Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.

So crack a bottle' let your body waddle.

Don't act like a snobby model.

You just hit the lotto.

O-oh o-oh' b*****s hopping in my Tahoe .

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now wheres the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed theres so many of them

And there's really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my butt is kicking up dust.

Its on till the break of dawn

And were starting this dusk.party from

Ladies and gentlemen' Dr. Dre

They see that low rider go by there' like Oh my!

You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why.

I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.

I'm an itch that they cant scratch' they're sick of me.

But hey' what else can I say? I love LA.

Cuz over and above all' its just another day

And this one begins where the last one ends.

Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.

I'll be dammed' just ****ed around and crashed my Benz.

Driving around with a smashed front end

Lets cash that one in.

Grab another one from out the stable

The Monte Carlo' El Camino or the El Dorado

The hell if I know.

Do I want leather seats or vinyl?

Decisions' decision

Garage looks like precision collision.

Or maico beats quake like Waco

Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

So crack a bottle' let your body waddle.

Don't act like a snobby model .

You just hit the lotto.

O-oh o-oh' b*****s hopping in my Tahoe .

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now wheres the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed theres so many of them

And theres really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.

Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent

It's bottle after bottle

The money ain't a thing when you party with me

Its what we into its simple

We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe

I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong

Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on

I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm

Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want

***** on and on till the break of what

Get the paper man m caking you know i don't give a f-ck

I spend it like it don't mean nothing

Blow it like its supposed to be blown

Mother ****** I'm grown

I stunt i style i flash the sh-t

I gets what the **** I want so what I trick

Fat as- burgundy bags classy s**t Jimmy Choos shoes

I say move a ***** move

So crack a bottle' let your body waddle.

Don't act like a snobby model

You just hit the lotto.

O-oh o-oh' b*****s hopping in my Tahoe

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now wheres the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed theres so many of them

And there's really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my butt is kicking up dust.

Its on till the break of dawn

and were starting this party from dusk