Fast Lane

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First verse, uh, I'm on till I'm on a island

My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot

Before I touch dirt, I'll kill you all with kindness

I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse

You've been warned if you've been born or if you conform

Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform

Leave him wit' his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on

And hang him by his ***** from the horn of a unicorn

Y'all ******' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know

Claimin' you bangin', you flamin', bet you could light your own cigarette wit' ya *******

Me and Shady deaded the past so that basically resurrected my cash flow

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke, though I ain't wrapped tight

My blood type's the '80s

My '90s was like the Navy

You was like the

Bradys

You still fly kites daily

Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' "Ice, Ice Baby," screamin' Shady till I die

Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy so I live it to the fullest till I'm

And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady

Swayze

Wait, no, stop me now b'fore I get on a roll

Danish

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this

Nicki Minaj

, but I wanna stick my ***** in your ****

You morons think that I'm a genius

Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks

Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby

And that's back wit' a capital B wit' an exclamation mark, maybe

You should listen when I flip the linguistics, 'cause I'm 'onna rip this mystical slick ****

You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this ****

'Cause after I spit the bullets

I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I'ma kick the ballistics

So get this ****, I'ma live this

Sly "Pyper" Jordan

Livin' life in the fast lane

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

Only got a gallon in the gas tank

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride

Just gon' roll till I drop and ride till I die

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Pedal to the metal

Livin' life in the fast lane

Pedal to the metal

Royce Da 5'9"

My whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit

At war wit' a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs

My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins

I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me

You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpe's of Jack Kevorkian"

Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in

I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down, my tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers

Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity

Eminem

Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper

Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out

Girl, giddy-up, now get get down

He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a **** fit-fit now

Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town

Did I st-st-stutter, ************, **** the mall, he's just

A whole ************' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round

And he came to the club tonight wit' 5'9" to hold this ***** down

Like a ************' chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown, shawty when you dance you got me captivated

Just by the way that you keep lickin' them ****s like lips, I'm agitated, aggravated

To the point you don't suck my ****, then you're gonna get decapitated

Other words, you don't ******' give me head, then I'm have to take it

Royce Da 5'9"

And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'

It's gonna say "The whole rap game passed away" on top of the affidavit

Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator to Michael Jackson' activator (Woo!)

Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data

Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer

Homey, this sick, you can normally ask a hater

Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper

Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)

Eminem

Now make that ass drop, like a sack of potatoes, what girl I'm the crack-a-lator

Percolator this party, be my ***** ejaculator later

Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt

You rollin' wit' a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you say you're livin'

Sly "Pyper" Jordan

Livin' life in the fast lane

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

Only got a gallon in the gas tank

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride

Just gon' roll till I drop and ride till I die

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Pedal to the metal

Living life in the fast lane

Pedal to the metal