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My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
我家保姆在打扫浴室，于是我就洗不了澡
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
当我去洗澡时，水在一小时后才冷下来
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
我不能去点早餐了，因为我睡到了两点
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
然后我用面包填饱肚子，却没给提拉米苏留空位
Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
哦不，我笔记本屏幕的角落出现了像素
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
我荷包里也没有零钱去付自动贩卖机
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
一些白痴刚刚给我打电话，啥！？
Don't they know how to text? OMG!
难道他们不懂怎么发短信？OMG！
I got
我碰上了
First world, first world problems
第一世界，第一世界难题
(First world problems)
第一世界难题
First world, first world problems
第一世界，第一世界难题
(First world problems)
第一世界难题
First world, first world problems
第一世界，第一世界难题
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
我买了太多的食品杂货，以至塞不进冰箱
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
忘记了我家园丁的名字，还得过会儿去问他
Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
想试着跳过广告，没办法，我看的是电视直播
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
我敢肯定这个机场休息室的饼干不是无麸质
My barista didn't even bother
我的咖啡厅员工也懒得
to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
去装饰我的香草拿铁上面的泡沫
First world, first world problems
第一世界，第一世界难题
(First world problems)
第一世界难题
First world, first world problems
第一世界，第一世界难题
(First world problems)
第一世界难题
First world, first world problems
第一世界，第一世界难题
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
记不起来哪辆是我开去商场的车
My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
我的Sonicare电动牙刷没充电，如今我得自己刷牙，就像个尼安德特人
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
棉被单上的稠密针线看得让我发痒
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
我房子太大了，在厨房接收不到无线信号
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
呃，我还得买一些我用不着的东西
so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
因为这样我可以免去亚马逊的运费
(Laughing)
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