歌词
I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
我在奇多堆里醒来
My belly's covered with pizza crust
我肚子上满是披萨块
I'm using my inhaler now
我用着人工呼吸器
I'm out of shape, fattening up
我身材走了样，长了膘
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
我吸着一大杯可乐
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
面包圈屑在我嘴上，喔
The TV's on, I really hate this show
打开电视，我实在讨厌这个节目
I can't reach my remote control
但我够不着我的遥控器
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
欢迎来到我的新地盘，我的新地盘
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
抱歉，这是个小地盘，可这是我的地盘
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
我真的很懒，我实在太懒
I'm really inactive, highly inactive
我真的很懒，懒到极致
My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
我肌肉全没了，我萎缩了
Always lose my fight with gravity
总是败给自己的重力
I rest my bones, and just chillax
我松松筋骨，保持淡定
My nordictrack's collecting dust
我的诺迪克跑步机积上了灰
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
我的班霸牌已成废铁一堆
This is it, the inertia
就是因为，我的迟钝
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
我起不来了，沙发与我连体
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
我的膝盖结上了蜘蛛网
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
非常感伤我的年纪，感伤我的年纪
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
我能看到自己的肋骨，这就是我的年纪
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
我真的很懒，是的，非常懒
I'm really inactive, not very active
我真的很懒，不常动身子
Near comatose, no exercise
接近昏迷边缘，不存在锻炼
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
别在我脚趾上挂标签，我还没升天
I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
我不干了，我力气用完了
I'm never moving from this spot
我不会离开这一地点
Never move from this place, move from this place
不会离开这个地方，离开这个地方
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
我就待在这个地方，就在这个地方
I'm really inactive, just so inactive
我真的很懒，就是太懒
I'm really inactive, not so attractive
我真的很懒，没有魅力可言
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